Date Posted: November 23, 2010 - 1:35 am by: Paris
Categories: Madonna

It probably sucks to be the mom of a 24-year old gold-digging manwhore who licks on a 101-year old woman’s crusty crustaceans every night, more so if it was Madonna. Mrs. Vidal is the mom of Madonna’s main toddler slash boy toy and is telling everyone her feelings about her son getting molested by Madonna’s rapey hands, among other things. Via National Enquirer:

“My mouth fell open when I realized that my son was Madonna’s new boyfriend,” said 44-year-old Patricial Vidal. “I’m still trying to come to terms with it.” Her son is professional dancer Brahim Zaibat, 24. He met the 52 year-old Material Girl in September when he performed at the launch of her and daughter Lourdes’ new clothing line in New York. A stunned Patricia says: “Madonna was already a big star when I was a schoolgirl, let alone when Brahim was growing up. The whole situation is very strange.”

Dayum. How can this not change everything? Can you honestly look at your son the same way thinking at the back of your head that he’s banging the Madonna?? Well good job mom, this is what happens when you force-feed him stories of the crypt-keeper as a child.

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Date Posted: June 2, 2010 - 3:28 am by: Paris
Categories: Madonna

Still not completely satisfied with the level of madamism she is at right now, Madonna is planning to give herself a treat by splurging $200,000 on plastic surgery alone on her 52nd birthday.

Celebrity Mania reports:

Daily Star reported Madonna, who recently split from Jesus, is “considering an eye lift, a boob job, lip fillers and Lipo Sculpt but is also opting for less invasive procedures including a new laser treatment that reduces the appearance of spider veins.” Though so, it is said that the “Material Girl” still “wants things to look natural with nothing too radical”.

Between the crypt-keeper and Madonna, you can see more natural beauty in the crypt kreeper, plus the crypt-keeper is probably less creepier and your kids will be a lot safer. Oh wait  a minute, I lost my whole train of thought…oh yeah that’s it, madamism.

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Date Posted: November 28, 2008 - 2:44 am by: Bashcab
Categories: Britney Spears

Britney Spears is really hot on the comeback trail and her gigs abroad are coming in waves. This time she performs during the 2008 Bambi Awards in Offenburg, Germany where she also picked up the award for Best International Pop Star. She performed her hit song Womanizer dressed up Madonna-style complete with fishnet stockings and top hat. If it’s working for 50-year-old Madge then Brit will have no problem wearing an outfit like this. Anyway, she writhed on top of a spherical cage while performing her song. Apparently, that worked for the Germans as they sent her home with an award. Check out some pics from her performance below.

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