Former childstar Melissa Gibert is weighing in on the Miley Cyrus bong tape and the now grown-up star is saying Miley is nothing but a hillbilly attention whore who’s got daddy issues. Well,not exactly…but that’s what it sounded like! Via PopEater:
“How high do you have to be to let a friend film you? I think she wanted to get caught.” The former star of ‘Little House on the Prairie’ and spokeswoman for The Partnership at DrugFree.org thinks Cyrus is being too reckless after smoking salvia … or whatever it was that got her so loopy that night. “That’s bulls***!” Gilbert said. “I think it was marijuana.”
You know, honestly, I think we’ve already established that Miley Cyrus ass is an attention whore way back when she leaked her own semi-naked pics? Besides, who the heck cares if she did it to get caught. It’s Miley Fuckin’ Cyrus. The bitch can practically do anything and Billy Ray Cyrus would just look the other way.
Miley Cyrus caught in a bong scandal! I know, I’m not even gonna ask why you’re not looking suprised ‘coz this shit is inevitable. What I’m surprised about is that in the video you can find at TMZ, she didn’t strip her clothes off or showed some Miley Cyrus punani. That, I was pretty disappointed about. Via TMZ:
“The video was shot during a party at Miley’s L.A. area home 5 days after her 18th birthday. According to a source connected with Miley … the smoke filling the bong is a natural herb called salvia which has psychedelic qualities. Possession of salvia is legal in California. As for the video … the source tells us it was shot by one of Miley’s friends — and the theory is someone stole or copied the video from that friend’s camera.”
Salvia? Wow, this hoe couldn’t even be more redneck! Ohh Miley, I see you doing big things in the near future. Mainly marinating your ass behind bars and going to rehabs and flashing your panty-less crotch to the paps. Big things!
If you were wondering why your dogs keep howling last night, don’t wonder no more. It’s just the sound of the footsteps of pedophiles all over the world going to Pedobear’s house to celebrate another one of their National holidays. What, you haven’t heard? It’s Miley Cyrus’ birthday today!
Yep. That means you can now fap over Miley Cyrus’ titty slips, upskirts, sideboobs, ass candids and what have you–from now on! Me? I’m just waiting for this Disney slut’s sextape hidden somewhere. Good things to come fellas, good things to come.
Here’s the under-aged butterfaced trailer skank Miley Cyrus wearing something that would make Billy Ray Cyrus proud, I’m not even being sarcastic, going to a dirty nightclub named Voyeur. If you didn’t know, that Hollywood club is pretty famous for it’s beyond-20 dirty-sex suggestive design which features pornographic posters and drawings all over the walls of bondage and S&M scenes.
While I’m against fucking with under-aged girls and exposing minors to kinky sex, I’m pretty sure Miley Cyrus’ ass didn’t fit themselves in some cheap alleyway hooker outfit for nothing. I’m sure she felt at home within minutes of arriving at the club ‘coz the scenery looks just like her guestroom.
Not that I really care about Miley Cyrus or anything remotely related to her (not really a fan of horses) since I’m here to fill you in with the latest celeb happenings and who’s been in and out of the chokey lately and in and out of the drug scene and getting in-and-out’ed in a sextape but unfortunately, it looks like our regular celebrity pussy peddlers are taking a break so we’re stuck with Bucktooth Cyrus and her juvenile tricks. Yep, this is the closest we got from juvenile shit and scandal. Anyway, here she is getting pulled over for being an over-rated popstar with an ugly mug talking on her phone while driving.
Sooo, guess who’s following in the footsteps of Heidi Fucking Montag? Yep, when it comes to subtle teen whoring, you can always count on Miley Cyrus to outskank herself everytime. Because what better way to distract the audience form her fugly horse-face than getting double D’s? Yaaaaaaay!
Some sources are farting out that Miley is balls-deep into getting a boob job and has asked her parents to sign the consent form since she’s just 17 year old, but the source is pretty sure that ‘“Billy Ray and Tish are letting her go for it. She’s beyond their control, anyway.” Yeah, just like the time they allowed her boyfriend Liam to move in with her. But I guess they can’t say shit because Miley’s putting the bread and butter on their table, Billy Ray have no choice than to roll over and sign the thing even if it means breaking his achy breaky heart.
Looks like Katy Perry’s tits hates Miley Cyrus’ guts because in a recent interview with Life & Style Magazine, she basically said what 90% of the world is thinking, the teen slut is just another Britney Spears clone.
“Oh my God, poor girl,” Katy said as quoted by Life & Style Magazine. “She’s Britney Spears all over again. It’s happening right before our eyes.” When her friend asked if she meant Lindsay Lohan, she answered, “No, she’s definitely headed the Britney route. It’s worse. Look at those outfits. It’s bad.”
I’ve always thought that if Katy Perry doesn’t have that humongous rack, she’ll be flipping pancakes at Ihops. But looks like she somehow has a working brain too and I absolutely agree with her. See how I’m hypnotized by those tits?
Perez Hilton just might get exactly what he’s been wishing for after posting a pic of Miley Cyrus’ vagina as she gets in her car. Since Miley is a barely legal twat who just acts like she’s thirty, authorities still consider her a minor and the whole tweeting incident might be considered child pornography.
CBS News reports:
Early Monday morning, Hilton posted a picture of the 17-year-old pop star wearing a short white dress and no underwear. In the photo, Cyrus is in the midst of climbing out of an open-topped convertible car with her lady parts exposed.
For his two million plus followers to see, the celebrity blogger posted the picture with the following introduction, “If you are easily offended, do NOT click here. Oh, Miley! Warning: truly not for the easily offended!”
But it’s the celebrity blogger that might need a warning. Cyrus is underage. Police might consider her naked image child pornography.
Looks like somebody is polishing his butthole for some jail romp soon. I’m not really a fan of a hillbilly white trash like Miley but I’m totally supporting her on this one. Anything to keep Perez’s glittery fug locked behind bars.
Guess who’s barely legal ass is back in the market? Yep, the former Hanna Montana star is no longer bumping privates with her co-star in her recent film The Last Song, Australian actor Liam Hemsworth. The reason? Miley’s parents!
A source tells the National Enquirer, “The result was a vicious fight – and Liam bolted. He said he’s tired of her folks’ interference and that Miley’s jealous that his film career has taken off.”
Hemsworth, 20, is said to have since moved back in with his brother Chris at the Hollywood apartment they previously shared. And Cyrus herself appears to have confirmed the romance is on hiatus – when asked by the tabloid about their relationship status, she is quoted as saying, “(We) are on a break.”
Wait a minute…this doesn’t sound right. Did uhhh…did they skip the part where Liam caught Billy Ray and Miley Cyrus naked in her room? Ha! I kid!
Because seventeen is the perfect age to buy very slutty lingerie, Miley Cyrus’ ass splurged three grand on lingerie alone.
“The Hannah Montana star, who lately seems to be working overtime to prove how utterly mature she is to everyone, recently spread some love and cash to the negligee-makers of the world by going on a $3,000 lingerie-shopping spree. And not just any lingerie–totally sexy lingerie: “The lingerie she bought was more Sex and the City than 17-year-old stuff.”
These nosy bitches really should take the stick out of their butts and stop being so prude. Give this kid a break for a sec, will ya? Atleast she’s wearing underwear! When Britney Spears was seventeen, she wasn’t even wearing any. Don’t expect her parents to ground her anytime soon because we all know Billy Ray Cyrus is the one who’s least bothered by this.