It’s been a while our ears and eyes haven’t bled with the the Mel-Oksana fuckery and I figured somebody has to report that shit. Here’s the latest news about the freak show and this time we got a shot of Oksana Grigorieva’s happy knocked up mug after the alleged beating. Now if this isn’t a face of either some softcore S&M lover or a desperate gold-digger hell bent to milk some cash, then shoot me dead. Via TMZ:
“According to Dr. Ross Shelden’s declaration, Oksana showed up at his office at 9 AM on January 7, 2010. Dr. Shelden claims he observed two “fractured front teeth, minor abrasions on her face and bruising to the left temple area of her face.” Dr. Shelden says, “[Oksana] broke down and admitted to me that she was hit the night before in Malibu,” and then reluctantly admitted Mel was the culprit, saying, “…she was extremely nervous about this information getting out to the public.”
Dayum. The things people motivated by money come up with. This bitch doesn’t need a dentist, what she needs is a pschyiatrist to lock up her crazy-ass in an asylum. You can’t trust a hoe with two chipped teeth, in the first place. Also, the fact that she looks like the aborted love-child of Angelina Jolie and Octomom is in this pic, isn’t really helping.
Because Playboy has lost their fuckin’ mind as much as their standards, they offered Mel Gibson’s Russian ex-girlfriend slash wallet humper Oksana Grigorieva $75,000 to pose naked for the magazine, and not just in the spread to spread her pussy (badoink!), they’re offering to put her on the cover too! Luckily for us, the hoe isn’t going to do it ‘coz she’s so above it. Via TMZ:
“Steve Jaffe, Oksana’s PR guy, tells TMZ … “Not now, not ever, nor for any amount of money, would our client, Oksana Grigorieva, even consider any offer to pose for Playboy. Someone might have sent an email to one of her representatives but that’s not news.”
Alright damnit that’s it! What the fuck is up with Playboy lately? Take note people that this is the same mag who offered J-Woww a shit ton of money to pose naked. Who’s next? Amy Winehouse? Somebody wake up Heffner from his afternoon nap and tell him to lay off the jell-o for a while ‘coz there’s something in that shit that makes him dumber than his fake-tittied blonde bimbos.
Since Oksana Grigorieva’s evil money-humping ways has found a home in one of the more well-known gossip columns, she is now once again putting out a fuckery about how Mel Gibson doesn’t want to see the shadow of a psychiatric exam despite documents that says Mr.Blowjob is indeed in anger management. Radar is saying that Oksana is trying clear it out that she demanded Mel to see a professional to make sure he isn’t going to harm their baby Lucia. The source also went ahead and said that Oksana was supposedly going to walk away with $20 million but didn’t sign off the final deal because of the absence of the documents.
So okay, let me get this straight. Oksana refused money that could have been used for her and baby Lucia’s security should Mel Gibson finally snaps and takes it out on her ass all because she didn’t see a document that says Mel isn’t really crazy after all? This whole mess is more confusing than we all thought! Here I thought Oksana was just a regular gold-digger but I was wrong. Somebody make sure this isn’t a code she’s putting out. There are Russian spies who walk among us! This bitch might be one of them!
It’s good to know that despite the chaos and instability we have in this world, there are still two things we can rely on. One, that McDonalds will always ask if you would like to upgrade your meal and two, that Mel Gibson and Oksana Grigorieva will refuse to quit the bitch! And by bitch, I meant the whole of humanity!
Looks like the war is far from over because TMZ is reporting that the Russian baby mama’s lawyer and the Los Angeles Sherrif Department met up recently to discuss the mediation agreement she had with Mr. Blowjob. Both parties aren’t saying much because they legally can’t but TMZ has the details and here’s what it basically sums up:
*the investigators on the case are balls-deep all-ears in the claims that Oksana is queefing out now but didn’t during the mediation
*Oksana had a sudden memory lapse, never mentioning the fact that she thinks Mel G was a threat to their baby, also that Mel threatened to have a killing spree on her, Alexander, Lucia and will pull an American Beauty scene where he also kills himself in the end.
*She also never produced a photo of Mel’s fist mark on her face
In addition to these, the investigators are asking about Oksana’s messages to Mel during the mediation telling him she turned dj and made a remix of his outbursts because he was being neglectful of her needs. Mel’s camp is saying they got solid evidence that the Russian baby mama is basically putting a price tag on the tapes, as all gold-digging bitches do, according to their universal protocol. And here’s the part where we all say…Nuh uh???! There’s no way in hell Oksana could be extorting money from Mel! That’s like saying all Jews eat spaghetti with bacon strips instead of meatballs on the day of the birth of Christ when they actually should be eating whatever Jews eat where come night time the men would ask oral from the women and wait—where was I going with this? Git that money bitch!
Since the Mel Gibson leaked musical rants are focusing too much on the blacks, Jews and Mexicans, the genius who provided us with the amusement decided it was time that the next episode should have a guest star in it. And guess who? It’s the 007 star Timothy Dalton, who also happens to be the father of Oksana Grigorieva’s 12-year old son.
In the new tape, furious Mel says: “Did you get my last message about me being a bad father, and Tim being a great dad now?” Oksana, who does not fight back on the new tape, utters a barely audible “no,” as Gibson continues to rant, hurling some of the most hateful language yet captured on audio.
“You didn’t hear that one?” Mel continues. “Well, you should go and f*ck him (Dalton), you know, you fickle c*nt because I don’t care.”
“The game’s over,” Mel yells. “Okay. The game’s over. Let the new games begin so you can get it on with anybody else and your son can watch it. What is it? Number 45 he’s going to have to look at? F*cking good.”
“I despise you,” he says with fury in his voice. “I don’t want you back. You have proven yourself to me. You’re not the f*cking woman I want. You’re a f*cking fake. You’re a f*cking sham. You don’t know what the f*ck it means to make a man happy. You didn’t make me f*cking happy. I couldn’t make you happy with the BEST I DID FOR ANYBODY, EVER! EVER,” he yells. “You f*cking glum c*nt!”
Hmmm… I’m surprised ‘glum cunt’ won over filthy-ass ni**a-loving whore cunt. Wait this may be an evidence to present to the court. It sounded like Mel G was on the first stages of sobriety with that last line. That being said, somebody should investigate his roof for Russian ninjas that might be dropping roofie in his drinks.
Because we’ve all been pampered and spoiled with Mel Gibson news weekly, I felt my soul was empty as a can of dry paint when I didn’t get to hear any more of his tapes this week. Well, more food for the soul because there’s more tragic comedy heading our way. Oksana Grigoreieva is now claiming there’s more, and it includes Jew’s blood.
Gibson hired individuals to place this person under surveillance, Oksana told authorities. The anti-Semitic slur was allegedly made by Mel in reference to a high-profile Hollywood figure who is Jewish and who Mel believed had “publicly humiliated” him. Gibson hired individuals to place this person under surveillance, Oksana told authorities.
“Oksana says Mel told her, ‘I want Jew blood on my hands,’ and said he wanted the person taken to the desert, stripped naked, knee capped and left in the heat,” a source close to one of the investigations involving Mel told RadarOnline.com exclusively. Gibson never followed through with his threats.
“Oksana recalled that she was initially skeptical that Mel could have hired someone to follow this person, but she said Mel revealed in great detail what his investigators had observed from the surveillance.”
Everybody should calm the fuck down. There’s no way a Jew version of a second Holocaust would happen any time soon. Seriously, who here hasn’t threatened to kneecap a Jew in the middle of the desert? No? So it’s just Mel and I? Yeeeah…I’m gonna go ahead and agree with what 90% of you are thinking. Holy shit! Satan is Mel Gibson!
Another week, another Mel Gibson racial rap caught on tape. This time, the tape features Mel Gibson demanding a blowjob from his Russian baby mama Oksana Grigorevia or else he will burn the house down. Geeze…this impatient motherfucker huh. Shit just keeps getting raunchier!
It’s a twisted combination of misogynistic emotional violence and rage combined with a dark threat of physical harm as Gibson rages that Oksana fell asleep before they could go into the Jacuzzi together and have sex.
Gibson screams: “I deserve to be blown first! Before the f*cking Jacuzzi! Ok, I’ll burn the goddamn house up, but blow me first! How dare you!??!”
At one point he screams at Oksana: “I should’ve woken you up and said f*cking blow me bitch! I should’ve f*ckin’ woken you up and said blow me! You would’ve liked that better, yeah? But you need the goddamn sleep!”
Oksana protests that she waited for him the night before but fell asleep, and that sends Mel into a new rage.
“Waited and waited,” Mel bellows. “What, two and a half f*cking minutes!? You’re f*cking snoring. Don’t you dare.”
You know at this stage, the only thing that could probably calm Mel G’s crazy-ass nerves is a fuckin’ blowjob. I bet listening to this racist bastard’s racial slur tapes is like hearing a Southpark raw audio tape backwards. If you listen closely, I’m pretty sure there are hidden messages for the Jews, the blacks and the Mexicans.
The horndog’s racial slur musical:
Mel Gibson is having the time of the year. His former mistress Oksana Grigorieva claims that she now has a powerful weapon that will prove the racist pig is actually what she says he is. She obtains a recording where you can hear him admitting to hitting the former.
On tape, a teary Oksana is heard asking Mel, “What kind of a man is that who would hit a woman when she is holding a child in her hands, hitting her twice in the face?
“What kind of a man is that?” the Russian musician repeats.
The Braveheart star responds: “You know what — you f**cking deserved it.”
And what she may also deserve now is a shitload of money if the court states it to be authentic. Send this out-of-control violent alcoholic pig to jail already and let irony show justice. He can eat his own racial slur, “if you get raped by a pack of n***ers, it will be your fault” ‘coz it just might happen.
Because Mel Gibson’s life needs a little bit more shit, the alleged recipient of his racial meltdown and jew-hating fists is saying she’s got photos that will prove he attacked her like a rabid animal and knocked his two front teefs out during one of their fights.
“You can see Oksana’s two main front teeth were broken and there are bruises all over her face,” said the pal, who has seen the photos.
“They will come out eventually and she is prepared to use them in their court case.”
The Russian musician filed a restraining order against her ex-lover first, prohibiting him from coming within 100 yards of her.
“Oksana was scared to death to go to the cops,” said our source.
“Any battered woman is… most women never speak out and suffer years.”
While I totally believe that Mel Gibson has a temper of a sea lion in drought season, Oksana sounds pretty hardcore. First, she has a record of Mel G throwing the N word at her and now she’s got the photos of what happened that night. Wait, does she just keep a tape recorder and a camera at all times under her flapjacks or something? A hoe like this sounds like she’s got the same mentor as Anna Chapman. Just saying!