She may have graciously conceded to co-Girls Aloud member Cheryl Cole as FHM’s Sexiest Woman of the World for 2009, but that doesn’t mean the rest of the world has. There are still a lot of people who demand a recount, stating that Nadine Coyle should’ve been higher up on that list. One look at these candid bikini pictures of Nadine would tell me otherwise. Sure she’s hot, but not nuber one hot. I may be incurring the wrath of millions of Nadine fans out there, but so be it. Everyone’s entitled to their own opinions.
So, the girl next door has finally gotten hitched. And the gang was all there. The other girls. The ex-boyfriend (awkward!). And a lot of plastic boobs. Whad’ya expect? I can’t help but think about what Hugh is thinking watching Kendra Wilkinson walk down the aisle (in white, no less). “I’ve had sex with your bride”. Blech… So that’s one down and two to go. While Bridget seems to be going next, don’t expect Holly to race down the aisle anytime soon. She’s too busy baring her boobies in the Las Vegas spectacular Peepshow.
Is Hilary Duff training to be a gymnast or something? There’s just something odd about her body while looking at these candid bikini pics. She got tiny boobage, no curves, big arms and shoulders – she’s like a mini linebacker. Add to the fact that the collagen in her lips seems to be giving her a permanent “Ewww” expression doesn’t bode well for the young actress. And here I thought she was hot. Well, she kinda still is… a little…
Jennifer Aniston usually knows how to keep it in her pants. But on the set of her new movie Bounty Hunter (which BTDubs has one of the strangest concepts ever for a RomCom) she had an upskirt moment, but not the kind you would “pleasure yourself” with. See, there’s something up there that shouldn’t be there. I don’t know if it’s a tampon or if she’s smuggling sandwiches – whatever it is, it ruined a perfectly good upskirt. Maybe she knew the paps were gonna be all up in her bidness so she decided to play a trick on them. In which case – BRILL.
It’s easy to understand why David Duchovny had some sex-addiction problems. If I were married to hot momma Tea Leoni, I’d wanna hit that five, six times a day too. I would not be able to keep my hands off that hot body. Considering that she has a couple of kids ans STILL managed to keep that hard bod is all the more enticing. Here she is with her family (not in the pics) as they celebrate Father’s Day on the beach. It looks like David isn’t the only one with a sex-themed project underway. Tea is set to be involved in a film titles Sex Toy Lady, still in development. Sounds like my kind of movie.
A lot of attention is given to Girls Aloud member Cheryl Cole as being the sexiest woman of 2009 and being the hottest member of the girl band. But allow me to point your attention to another member Kimberly Walsh who in my opinion is almost as hot in these paparazzi bikini pics. It’s almost like attraction by association though – wanting to have sex with the drummer of a band when who you really have the hots for is the lead singer. Now I know why Ringo Starr got so much sex.
Licking her newly-divorced wounds by hitting the beaches of Ibiza, Katie Price aka Jordan is catching some much-needed sun. She’s so pale and sickly-looking that she really needs a bit of color, don’t you think. She’s still doing her best to get together with her man Peter Andre, but alas the dude ain’t havin’ none of her. Maybe now that she has a golden tan he’ll re-think that decision. Maybe if she gets a boob job, it’ll seal the deal.
After whoring it up in London, Paris, and everywhere else that did not consider her to be a health hazard, Paris Hilton returns to American soil recently, and the CDC is on full alert. Here she is arriving at Newark airport with some pretty tight jeans that is sure to cut off blood circulation to her brain. But considering she doesn’t have one, I suppose no blood is needed in that area.
Courteney Cox-Arquette has just about had it with BFF Jennifer Aniston when it comes to her man-troubles. Jennifer’s man-chasing has reached a new low point when Couteney found out Jen was still messaging ex-boyfriend John Mayer wanting to get back together. Since Courteney pretty much hated John when they were still together, she thanked every God she knew when the two broke up. And it was Courteney who picked Jen off the ground and talked her through the break-up. And now they’re getting back together? Courteney will have none of that. Jen’s response? “I act from the heart and if I lose friends because of it, so be it.” Wow. Some friend.
It’s back to work for recently broken-up Christina Ricci on the set of her latest film Born to Be a Star. The actress has called off her longtime engagement to boyfriend Owen Benjamin, but she’s not letting that get in the way of her work. If you’re thinking that Christina looks like either a waitress or a stripper, you’d be right on both counts. In the film she plays a small-town waitress who heads for the big city to fulfill her dream of being a porn star. Sounds good, eh? Especially since Don Johnson will be playing an adult film director. Yes, that Don Johnson.