To the two of you who cares, last week Tila Tequila’s tits were reported to join Celebrity Rehab because the producers think it would make the show more interesting if they threw in a troll with big tits who loved munching on ecstasy. Yep, ecstasy. Color me fuckin’ surprised.
Another source close to the star of A Shot At Love With Tila Tequila told RadarOnline.com that Tila liked to do Ecstacy with then-fiancée Casey Johnson during their short-lived relationship, and they often got high together.
“The night they first went public together on the red carpet, they were both high on E (ecstasy),” the source told RadarOnline.com.
“Casey only did drugs around Tila.” Ecstasy is a love drug that club kids have used since the 90s.
While there may be a 50-50 chance that Tila Tequila may recover from her ecstasy addiction, sadly there is nothing anyone can do about this vapid gremlin’s addiction for attention which is beyond terminal stage.
It’s about. Fuckin. Time.
The vapid asian troll/gremlin other known as Tila Tequila is reportedly joining the next season of Celebrity Rehab but according to VH1 her chances of improving herself to be a better gremlin might not happen if the producers don’t find enough troubled celebwhores to throw in the wagon.
Tila Tequila is finally seeking professional help — TMZ has confirmed nthrough multiple sources that the bisexual reality star has committed to do the next season of VH1’s “Celebrity Rehab” … if it doesn’t get canceled first.
It’s unclear what personal demon Tila will try to conquer with the help of Dr. Drew — but it certainly won’t be her addiction to attention.
But there’s one major catch — as we previously reported — VH1 is having problems finding other “celebrities” to rehabilitate … and if they don’t find a cast quick, the show could be killed. So far, no word on who else the show has its sights set on.
I don’t find any reason for this fuckery to not push through. You can find more troubled people in Hollywood than any menstal institute and while we’re at it let me be the first to suggest Heidi Montag to be thrown in this freak show. I’m envisioning a pretty crazy feud about to happen and we can bet one who will totally make it, that is if these two twats don’t kill each other til the end of the show.
Now that Lady Gaga is raking in a lot of money from her album sales and concerts, someone from her past wants a part of her earnings. Rob Fusari, a songwriter/music producer, and an ex-boyfriend of Gaga, is suing the singer for $30.5 million for royalties on Lady Gaga’s songs.
Fusari explained in court papers which he filed last Wednesday that he was the one who came up with the name Lady Gaga, and that he has co-written the songs Paparazzi and Beautiful Dirty Rich.
Now, Lady Gaga’s lawyers have filed a counter lawsuit against Fusari, saying his allegations are “unlawful.”
Sure we’ll be hearing more from the two parties soon. So let’s just get back on this case once it’s settled, yes?
The usually classy Anne Hathaway seemed to be pretty upset the other day at the sight of the paparazzi taking pictures of her and her boyfriend Adam Schulman when they were furniture shopping in West Hollywood. Upon entering the store, the Alice in Wonderland star told the paparazzi to fuck off by giving them the finger. Hah!
I don’t know if she’s going nuts or practicing Jujitsu, but Amy Winehouse sure has been photographed doing some weird stuff while she’s vacationing/working on her new record in the island of St. Lucia. In one set of pics, she’s doing some weird-ass karate moves on the beach looking like an anorexic having a seizure, while in another set she’s dressed like a two-dollar hooker (complete with skank pumps) and doing what looks like practicing how to walk the runway. While strange behaiviour is par for the course for our dear Amy, this just seems to bring it to a whole new level. Interesting to find out the context of when these pics were taken. But knowing she’s got a history of the crazy, there probably isn’t one.
Lindsay Lohan continues to baffle me. One minute she’s looking emaciated like this, and the next, she’s sporting a hot bikini bod here. What gives? Does she have some kind of inflatable device under her skin that she blows up at will to make her look more voluptuous when she wants? Whatever the case may be, she looks damn fine in these bikini pics, along with her sister Ali, and I suppose mom. And the unnamed guy with the big hair? For a moment I thought it was Amy Winehouse.
She’s not shooting a music video. She’s not headed for a photoshoot. But trust Lady Gaga to turn the slightest bit of exposure into a mad-crazy photo opportunity. Once again, she exhibits her own flair for fashion by stepping out in basically her panties, a corset, Marie Antoinette-inspired make-up, and a hat that only Aretha Franklin would want. You gotta give the girl props for being brave enough to be original. Just make sure the outfit matches the venue. So in this case, she’s probably headed for a fashionista sex dungeon.
Could it be that Kate Moss, with all the crack and cocaine she’s taken her whole life, is losing control of her limbs and extremities? That’s probably the only explanation as to why she keeps getting into these situations. Nipslips, upskirts, see throughs – she’s a walking paparazzi dream. When you’re an over the hill supermodel “it” girl, I guess that’s pretty much all you have to go on to still be published and talked about. So good on her.
Could Holly Madison dance away as this year’s Dancing With The Stars champion. It’s possible! The last-minute replacement for an injured Jewel is seeing a lot of internet and sales activity of anything related to her increase by 129% since she sashayed her way into the dance competition. I guess this means that Holly is poised to be one of the finalists at the very least. But, as with previous seasons of DWTS, nothing is set in stone, so if you wanna see Holly dance in the finale, you gotta vote! And if not, she can always go back to the mansion.
Kate Bosworth hits the town looking sexy and single after breaking up with musician/model boyfriend James Rousseau a few days ago. Might as well, since Kate’s keeping busy with upcoming projects, one of which she wrote herself. The film Lost Girls and Love Hotels is a sex-and-drugs tour de force for Kate which she co-wrote with director Nadia Conners and will star in. Maybe she’s gunning for an Oscar by doing something risque. About time! Uglying it up worked well for Charlize Theron so go for it Kate!