Date Posted: August 12, 2010 - 1:54 am by: Paris
Categories: Lindsay Lohan

Well this sucks. Judge Marsha, the judge responsible for putting Lindsay Lohan’s ass in jail won’t be there to see the SUCK ME painted on Lindsay’s eyelids next court hearing because reports say she is already quitting the case. Boo fucking hoo. Not only is Judge Marsha the voice and mind of the world whose vision is take cokewhore bitches down, she’s also got some exquisite eyes that will cut any kind of tension in the court room.

Sources say that the judge has been breaking some law etiquette e.g. not coordinating properly with Lindsay Lohan’s lawyer and some stuff regarding the case so she decided to slip her resignation letter before she gets her ass axed out of the case by the California Legal System. Judge Marsha is now replaced by Judge Elden Fox who I pray is as young and hot as Megan Fox and likes to date average-looking guys. Save me a seat in the courtroom and I’ll paint my fingernail FUCK ME.

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Date Posted: June 17, 2010 - 3:06 am by: Paris
Categories: Lady Gaga

It’s about time Lady Gaga has showed it’s true colors. NO, I’m not referring to Lady Gaga’s penis ok…and nobody wants to see that, but I’m talking about the menopausal-like behavior it’s been showing to the fans it once said it would die for.

NY Post reports:

Lady Gaga continued her unladylike behavior at Asia de Cuba over the weekend. She dined with about 20 people at the Morgans Hotel restaurant dressed in a see-through gown with a nude veil. A fellow diner at a distant table slyly took her picture. “Gaga became noticeably upset, pushed her security team out of the way to confront the shutterbug and demanded he delete the photo,” said a witness. The snapper obliged and Gaga cooled off and returned to dinner.

Hm. I’m just gonna go ahead and blame it on the hormonal pills it’s been taking to complete the stage one process to womanhood. But man, who put it on the cunty bitch plan?

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