Well apparently even real masculine-looking guys who gets to bang the hottest chick on the planet still stray away from the jugs to go fantasize aover A-lister actors’ dicks. I’m talking about Penelope Cruz’s long-time fiancée, award-winning actor Javier Bardem’s man-crush for Brad Pitt. He said in an interview with Elle that he thinks Brad Pitt’s beauty is desirable and his ‘physicality is so amazing to see’. Basically, Javier is implying that he finds Brad’s body as tasty as a burrito with red hot chili salsa.
I don’t know about you but after reading the interview, I sense Tom Cruise is already in the works writing a Brokeback Mountain 2 script using a pen attached to his asshole. But seriously, I’m not sure where these homo-erotic comments of Javier are coming from but the only way I could approve of a Javier Bardem-Brad Pitt sextape is if Penelope Cruz is also in it.
Well that’s two heartbreaks in a year for me! First it was Megan Fox who tied the knot with Brian Austin Green. Now it’s my latina goddess Penelope Cruz who got hitched over the weekend with long-time boyfriend Javier Bardem. Damnit. Well I kinda think Javier’s pretty badass and he could kill me with his husky Spanish accent so I’ll let them be.
Penélope Cruz and Javier Bardem have always kept their romance under the radar – and their intimate wedding was equally low-profile. Cruz, 36, and Javier Bardem, 41, exchanged vows in front of family members during a small, private ceremony held at a friend’s home in the Bahamas earlier this month, her rep confirms to PEOPLE. The bride wore a gown designed by designer John Galliano, a longtime friend of the actress.
Now if that was Tom Cruise though…it would be a different story. Let’s just say I may still end up motorboating Penelope Cruz tits.
Is Scarlett Johansson replacing Penelope Cruz as the face and body of Spanish fashion line Mango? Here she is doing a photo shoot for the trendy line all sexy and hot, as she always does. Maybe it’s a tandem thing for ScarJo and Penelope. Since they starred in that Woody Allen movie together, maybe it gave the ad people for Mango a few ideas. I wonder if the ads will go as far as re-create the steamy make-out session between the two hot chicks that happened in the movie. ‘Cause that would make for a very hot ad campaign.
Too bad the subject of today’s upskirt pics aren’t Penelope Cruz but her sister, Monica. Anyway, the two are like peas in a pod. Well, almost. Of course, Penelope is way hotter than her sister. That’s why she’s the movie star in the family and not Monica. But Monica is good-looking too. Plus, Latinas are renowned all over the world for their luscious lips and voluptuous curves and for sure she’s sexy underneath that dress. After all, she shares the same genes with Penelope.