Now this shit’s funny. A treat I tell ya! Normally I don’t pay attention to these crazy nuisances in Hollywood like Tommy Lee but man, you can’t not love Tommy when he says some bad-ass funny shit to SeaWorld. How can Dane Cook be a comedian and not Tommy Lee? Tommy is way funnier eve if he’s being serious. Two things to say here. Whale and cow punani! Via TMZ:
“We know from SeaWorld’s own director of safety (as well as videos on the web) that the way you get his sperm is by having someone get into the pool and masturbate him with a cow’s vagina filled with hot water.”
“Even in my wildest days with Motley Crue, I never could’ve imagined something so sick and twisted.”
I totally ROFL’d when I read that but fuckin’ aside though, who are you gonna believe? SeaWorld who trains people-killing whales or Tommy Lee who’s been around both a cow’s vagina and a whale getting jacked off ‘coz he seem to bviously know a lot. I mean why would he lie? He’s been with Pamela Anderson, the guy has literally nothing to lose.
Kim Kardashian shows us how she handles a black pussy. The reality star posted this pic in her Twitter yesterday, and PETA isn’t happy about it. Well, nothing ever really makes PETA happy.
PETA named Catherine Zeta-Jones as their Worst Dressed Celebrity of the Year. And it isn’t that obvious with these set of pics why that was, is it? The animal activist group attacked Michael Douglas‘ wife for her using and wearing animal skin and fur. A PETA rep even said, “With her creepy cow-skin pants, ugly fox coat, and icky alligator bag, Catherine Zeta-Jones looks like she’s working her way through Noah’s ark with a knife.”
PETA released this ad a few days ago featuring Dancing With The Stars‘ Karina Smirnoff, posing completely nude. Now is that really her body, or was she photoshopped as well?