Date Posted: April 29, 2010 - 2:00 am by: Paris
Categories: Heidi Montag

Sources close to The HillsHeidi Montag claim that the reality actress may be developing an addiction to painkillers. Heidi allegedly used these painkillers as part of her recovery program from all the plastic surgeries she’s been through. But months after her recovery, she still continued to use them.

They also claim that Heidi only agreed to get that much surgeries in a day “because she knew it would be a huge story,” and that the couple are “addicted to fame… and are desperate to get back that high.

Wait, Heidi Montag has friends?! I don’t believe it.

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Date Posted: March 12, 2010 - 2:00 am by: Paris

As her manager, that is. The Hills reality star Heidi Montag says she fired Spencer Pratt as her manager and replaced him with a psychic named Aiden Chase. But the couple will remain married. She said:

I am going to have Aiden Chase help manage my new life and career in a very different and positive way with light and love. The time for change is now. Never mix business and pleasure. We are no longer Speidi but Spencer and Heidi.

I have no idea what Heidi is talking about, is this a side effect of all the plastic surgeries she has gone under? She seems high and dazed. What has this Aiden Chase person done to her? But most importantly, why isn’t Spencer Pratt saying anything shitty and irrelevant about this issue?

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Date Posted: February 20, 2010 - 2:00 am by: Paris
Categories: Heidi Montag

Heidi Montag was out filming for her reality show The Hills last February 16, in a tight-fitting white top that just makes her boobs look bigger than ever. Though most of us are satisfied with Heidi’s new and improved tits, the reality star isn’t and wants to go bigger. And I’d support her if ever she does more plastic surgeries. I can’t wait for the day that Heidi’s tits would get too inflated that it would burst all those silicons stuffed inside. Now, that would make a good episode of her reality shit.

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Date Posted: January 26, 2010 - 1:21 am by: Paris
Categories: Heidi Montag

I’m not sure what’s better, The Hills star Heidi Montag’s new DDD boobs, or the fact that she went onto hiding for months because of her numerous plastic surgeries. I pretty much enjoyed the time that I didn’t see Heidi and her douchebag of a husband for a while, but also, I sure am delighted seeing her newly-improved massive tits jiggle as she stretches her plastic body on a yoga mat, while doing those staged poses for the paparazzis  in the process. I can’t decide, really. Help me?

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