Since it looks like the Karissa Shannon and Heidi Montag sextape won’t ever see the light of day, the smokin’ hot blonde Playboy Playmate pulled another fame card out of her punani. This time, Vivid is saying that there’s a Karissa Shannon sextape and it’s the most extreme thing everrrrrrrrrrrr.
Vivid Entertainment has their hands on the Karissa tape she made with boyfriend Sam Jones III. When we caught up with Vivid honcho Steven Hirsch outside STK last night, he told us the Karissa tape was “definitely the most extreme video that I’ve ever seen, as a celebrity tape. There’s everything you can imagine — whips, chains, handcuffs. It’s absolutely crazy.”
Well, not so fast there sport. Reports are saying Karissa is talking to her lawyers and is trying to block the release of the tape. Shauna Sand did it. Kendra Wilson did it. Ofcourse this bitch is doing it too. You know, since it’s the SOP.
Since I know you guys are shitting for an update on that Heidi Montag-Karissa Shannon sextape, here it is, but it might be a little disappointing. Heidi Montag is apparently queefing that the sextape doesn’t exist. Okay, so it’s very fuckin’ disappointing! But wait, all’s hope not lost fellas. Pat your dick and tell it that it’s okay because Karissa is saying the complete opposite and that there is more that she doesn’t want the public eye to see which in whore translation means ‘How much are we talking about here?”.
The blonde Playboy Playmate says in an interview, “I talk to Heidi every single day and I tried to be there for her when she was going through her divorce, but now it’s starting to affect my life. Spencer had no right to steal my camera. There are other things on there that I don’t want to come out, including the video of me and Heidi.” Ya’ll know how this goes fellas. We go back to jacking off over sexy-shaped tupperwares until this sextape comes out.
Shortly after the news came out over the alleged Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt sextape, some sources are farting out this juicy detail that a Heidi Montag-Karissa Shannon sextape is just waiting to be unleashed from the fires of hell. Reports say that Spencer Twatt found the lesbian sex romp on video when he was moving out his things from their Malibu home.
Playboy Playmate Karissa Shannon is queefing that the said sextape does exist but she doubts Twat has got his filthy hands on it, but if he happens to have it and sells it for dick money, she’ll sue the hell outta him. Well if this shit is true, this is more I like it! I don’t need to sit my ass awkwardly infront of a sextape that has the mighty douchebag’s tiny pecker in it, though I’m pretty sure Vivid would pixelize it. What’s that you say? Yeaah asian porn-style, exactly!
Former Girl Next Door Holly Madison has replaced Kelly Monaco in the Las Vegas spectacular Peepshow that is garnering some really good reviews for it’s risque and energetic dance numbers. Usually the replacement is always going to be compared to the original, so Holly ups the ante (it is Vegas after all) by doing something that Kelly nor Spice Girl Melanie B did not do during their run. Apparently Holly went topless for the finale, which considering she’s been butt-naked in Playboy lots of times shouldn’t be that shocking – but doing it live in front of an audience is entirely different. The response has been overwhelming and it’s now the main selling point of the show. Kudos to Holly for having the gnads to do that. Your move Kendra.
Could Holly Madison be jealous of former mansion-mate Kendra Wilkinson’s solo reality show? After all, she kinda sorta caused the show to go off the air after she decided to move out the mansion and disband the Girls Next Door forever. Even though she and the other Girl Bridget Marquardt both agreed to be bridesmaids at Kendra’s upcoming wedding to football player Hank Baskett, I can’t help but think there’s a certain resentment towards Kendra. Maybe it’s just me, but I would be pretty jealous of all the attention Kendra is getting now. But don’t worry Holly, nobody seems to be watching Kendra’s show anyway.
You can take the girl out of the Playboy mansion but… well you know how it goes. Kendra Wilkinson left one whorehouse for another (her own) and just like the TV show she left, cameras follow her around in this one too! I can only think that she doesn’t wanna share the spotlight with two other equally blonde and busty playmates. Who can blame her. She’s the shortest one of the bunch. She’s got the smallest boobs (relatively speaking) and her voice comes out in a squeak. So yes, she needs that damn spotlight! So give her this reality show because in about 5 years we won’t even remember who she is.
Here is former Girl Next Door and Playmate Kendra Wilkinson hawking her new reality show on E! Warsaw. Two things come to mind: first, wasn’t it announced just a couple of months ago that she’d be doing a reality show after leaving The Girls Next Door? It only takes that short a time to put a series together? With that kind of fast-tracking, you can be pretty sure this show is gonna suck. Unless she’s naked in it. All the time. While having sex. On camera. Then I’d watch it. Second thing: There’s a Warsaw branch of E! networks?