A very cleavy Mira Sorvino walked the red carpet and attended the 35th American Film Festival in Deauville, France with her husband last September 7. The Academy Award  winn–Yes, Mira Sorvino. You know, Val Kilmer’s partner in that movie where he plays a blind man? Wait you don’t remember Val Kilmer too? Oh, what a pity. Looks like I’m the only one left who knows these people. Sucks to be me.

Look who’s posing for the cam with a wide flashy smile? Yes people, your eyes aren’t fooling you, it’s Avril Lavigne. The usually grumpy pop-rock singer was all-smiles as she walked the red carpet of the Axe Lounge Party last Saturday. Good mood? Or just drunk too early? Hey, we’re not complaining. It isn’t everyday you get to see Avril happy!

There is talk on the horizon that the Gossip Girl spin-off tentatively titled Lily is not doing so well with the network executives over at The CW, so it looks like the Brittany Snow starrer may not get past its debut season, if it actually gets picked up at all. Sources say that it hasn’t captured the juicy cattiness of it’s predecessor and the pilot is being overhauled to death. Let’s hope that they sort this all out soon because I for one would like to see the ’80s represented the way it should be – decadent, opulent, wild, drug-filled, and campy as hell.

Could Holly Madison be jealous of former mansion-mate Kendra Wilkinson’s solo reality show? After all, she kinda sorta caused the show to go off the air after she decided to move out the mansion and disband the Girls Next Door forever. Even though she and the other Girl Bridget Marquardt both agreed to be bridesmaids at Kendra’s upcoming wedding to football player Hank Baskett, I can’t help but think there’s a certain resentment towards Kendra. Maybe it’s just me, but I would be pretty jealous of all the attention Kendra is getting now. But don’t worry Holly, nobody seems to be watching Kendra’s show anyway.

Apparently Kim Kardashian is a Golden Nymph. You sure they didn’t mean to give her a Golden Nympho? She attended the event with mom Kris and looking at the two, I can’t help but think “Kim in twenty years”. That is the hazard of hot women going to events with their mothers, you’ll always get a before and after thought.

Looking stunning in a bright red dress, supermodel Rosie Huntington-Whiteley attends the Graduate Fashion Week gala. The event is the culmination of fashion design students from several acclaimed UK schools who put together one of the most awaited and ground-breaking fashion shows in London. All the top models gravitate towards the event since a lot of the disigners that show there end up being the next big UK designer. So it helps a model to be there at the beginning of a designer’s career so they stick with them through future runway shows and hopefully ad campaigns. But in Rosie’s case, the opposite is true. She’s already a big star. She’s doing the designer a favor.

It’s only less than a month until the much awaited second season of HBO’s hit series True Blood returns, and it’s stars are already making the rounds to promote it. Here’s Sookie Stackhouse herself Anna Paquin going to some gala thing looking a bit slimmer than usual. After baring her boobs on the show, she probably decided to slim down some more since the new season is sure to capture a lot more audiences on account of the first season’s acclaim and good word of mouth. I for one am waiting to see what happens to my favorite homosexual drug-dealing fast-talking cook Lafayette. Things didn’t look good for him at the end of last season. Well, all (or at least some) questions will be answered when True Blood season 2 premieres Sunday, June 14th on HBO.

Looking at these effed up pics of Jodie Marsh, one can only wonder what sort of person would allow themselves to let something like this happen to themselves. Her permanently orange skin. Her screwed-up nose. Her hooker lips. It’s just a disaster that rivals Michael Jackson. Only someone as deluded as Jodie could ever think this is attractive. A ploy for attention or a sincere “look”? You decide…

Once renowned for her bubbly and vivacious personality, killer smile, and ability to push her movies to earn over 100 million dollars at the box-office, Julia Roberts has now become a mere shadow of her former self. Sure, she’s still rich as ever and just chooses movies she actually wants to do, but with the recent box-office failure of her last movie Duplicity, she isn’t as formidable box office star as she once was. And recently at a dinner honoring her Charlie Wilson’s War co-star Tom Hanks, she went on an f-bombing crassly humorous speech on stage during the ceremony. America’s sweetheart is a potty-mouth? Looks like it. I doubt she’ll have the same admiration as she once did.

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This is the best rumor I’ve heard all week. Alicia Silverstone is in talks with Cluless director Amy Heckerling to film a sequel to the blockbuster and era-defining ’90s comedy. If it does push through, we’ll be pretty much seeing Cher Horowitz as a young woman (probably around 26 if they’re gonna do the “ten years after” approach), still together or planning to get married to Josh (Paul Rudd) and still enjoying shopping sprees with Dionne (Stacey Dash) and continuing her love /hate relationship with Amber (Elisa Donovan). I wonder if the rest of the gang (Donald Faison, Breckin Meyer, Jeremy Sisto, Brittany Murphy — wow, a lot of young Hollywood came from this movie) will be either joining or making appearances in the movie. But a script has to be written first! Lets hope things get sped up since everyone’s dying to know what happens next. If ever they start filming soon, expect a summer 2010 release – exactly 15 years after the first part!