Date Posted: May 25, 2010 - 2:58 am by: Paris
Categories: Robert Pattinson

Why this sly little traitor…

I’m kind of expecting a mass suicide from Robert Pattinson’s fanbase to happen any day now because the sparkly British actor has chopped down the magical forest hair that made every Twilight-loving young slut cream their panties over. Cue the fairies and centaurs in a stampede seeking shelter in Joaquin Phoenix’s hobo face pube.

Here are the pics of Robert Pattinson’s new haircut. Only this dude can look like the cleanest looking broad on earth when he’s in fact basking in dirt in these shots on the set of his new movie.

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Date Posted: May 14, 2010 - 2:19 am by: Paris

Though I’m not really a fan of Twilight or anything sparkly for that matter, I’m still going to post this one just ‘coz it kind of tells about wigs. There is nothing I find remotely amusing about Kristen Stewart and Robert Pattinson…however, wigs are funny, which makes this story a pretty interesting one.

Page Six reports:

A witness told Page Six, “Kristen asked for a reshoot because she didn’t like her wig in the scene. Robert turned up later on the set. When Robert arrived, he and Kristen started fighting. She accused him of taking a later flight from London because he had been hanging out too late at a burlesque bar. She accused him right in front of the director and the crew,” our source continued. “He didn’t take it well. They were both so angry, the crew had to take a break for an hour for things to simmer down.”

While I appreciate the hard work the Twilight producers do to come up with weird-ass ideas for publicity, I am not one to believe this crap. Dude, what were you expecting? The burlesque bar gave it away, man! As long as I have my gay-radar cap on, I won’t be ass-raped by your crap-o-lah!

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Date Posted: August 17, 2009 - 4:22 am by: Paris

I bet these Twilight stars have no intention of hiding whatever they feel for each other as they were seen sitting very closely and looking very much like a couple last Saturday night at the Kings of Leon’s concert in Vancouver. Kristen Stewart and Robert Pattinson have already been rumored to be together for months now, but both parties deny the allegations. But why? I honestly think this is just a publicity stunt for their upcoming movies. What do you think?

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Date Posted: November 28, 2008 - 2:18 am by: Bashcab

Yeah you probably know this already but I still wanted to do this post since Kristen Stewart’s a big star right now and I guess I just want everybody to see that she’s still human. Here she is out on her front steps lighting up her pipe. Guess she wanted to stay mellow for a while after all the hype she and co-star Robert Pattinson went through. Her movie raked in a huge sum of money during its opening and she deserves a break. I’m pretty sure she now has a horde of pot-smoking supporters behind her. Add them to the countless number of teenaged fans she and Rob Pattinson already have and we’re talking an army at their disposal.

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