Guess what? Scarlett Johansson’s ass is back in the market fellas! Not sure if it’s because of a third party but if it had been, I would like to imagine it’s because of me. Are you kidding me? I’ve fantasized this chick more than anyone in Hollywhore! Yep, even more than Jessica Alba! Nobody brings the tits like she does! Via Superficial:
“The source explains that Iron Man 2 star Johansson initiated the split. At issue? “The big problem with their relationship is the distance,” says the source. “They spent a lot of time apart when they are working…She’s been unhappy for a while.”
…and John Mayer creeping infront of Scarlett Johansson’s balcony serenading his way into her panties in 3…2…1…
Scarlett Johansson better watch her back because not all people who gives hear the pearly whites are into motorboating her funbags wanting to be BFFs with her. Some of them are actually sneakier than a fart in an elevator and I’m talking about Blake Lively. NYDN is saying that the Gossip Girl starlet has been trying to snatch away Scarlett’s role in the upcoming movie Gravity by talking to the movie’s director, Alfonso Cuaron behind her back. I mean in her defense, what self-respecting famewhore wouldn’t pull that stunt once in her lifetime, right?
Anyway, the sources are saying that when she heard that Scarlett Johansson’s tits has verbally agreed to be one of the leads in the sci-fi survival flick, it was Blake’s cue to peddle the vajayjay to the director for the role. Unlucky for her, her knockers weren’t that big enough so Cuaron gave her the NO. These are the times I wish I was in somebody else’s shoes. Alfonso, man, where is your creativity? If it was all up to me, they’d be trying to beat each other for that role, in a mud wrestling competition—topless!
Single life must be agreeing with Alanis Morissette, but it kinda looks like it’s taking it’s toll on her as well. She looks a little partied-out but extremely happy. Plus her bod is looking hawt. Something tells me her next album is gonna be a bit more happy than the last one. Although, getting dumped for Scarlett Johansson will wreak havoc on your ego.
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Is Evan Rachel Wood the next Scarlett Johansson? Well, lemme explain that question. Woody Allen muse Scarlett isn’t starring in his next movie Whatever Works but ERW is. Maybe it’s because the character that Evan plays in the movie just isn’t right for Scarlett, but after three back-to-back-to-back Allen films starring Scarlett, it just seems odd that she wasn’t even asked. Oh well, it still remains to be seen if ERW can fill Ms. Johansson’s shoes in the sexpot department.
At last, the movie Eva Mendes and Scarlett Johansson has been promoting dressed up like old ladies has arrived. The Spirit premiered in Los Angeles last night and I’ve been expecting a lot of celebrity ass and boobs. But all I’ve got are these so-so pictures of Eva. WTF happened to the sexy clothes in her wardrobe? Did she have a life-changing experience while filming this movie? Anyway, I’ll just wait for the next time she appears in public. Might get lucky then. Meanwhile, check out the gallery below.