Looks like America’s favorite midget bitch is making waves because of her nude scene in the upcoming I Love You, Beth Cooper. But Hayden Panettiere will always be a fugly boob to me. She needs to strip for her movies if she wants any chance of people seeing it. But then again, if I wanted to see a four-foot-nothing nude girl, I’d be a maternity nurse. Because I don’t think there’s any difference between a naked baby and Hayden nude. They’re both just as unsexy.
From know on I am going to call I Kissed A Girl singer Katy Perry Dita Von Teese-lite. That’s pretty much all I can think of while looking at these Seventeen Magazine pics of hers. How ironic that a woman who sang about kissing girls and liking it would be on the cover of a youth-targeted magazine. Could this be the whole “exposing the youth to the evils of homosexuality” battle cry the conservatives are always wailing about? I guess we’ll just have to wait and read the reactions from outraged parents about their cover choice.