Date Posted: June 26, 2009 - 6:52 am by: coffeeboy
Categories: Leighton Meester

It seems like the Gossip Girl actress is unfazed by all this talk about the Leighton Meester sex tape since she’s still smiling and happy. Way to put on a brave face in the midst of impending smut. But knowing Meester, who’s a survivor in her own way, she’ll just brush off whatever controversy that will ensue when and if the tape is released. After all, these days everyone has a sex tape. Even my poodle has one. Used my camera and all. Bitch.

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Date Posted: December 30, 2008 - 5:10 am by: Bashcab
Categories: Kristin Davis

Sex and the City star Kristin Davis got her movie fix at Blockbuster in Brentwood the other day. Looking happy and radiant, the hot cougar smiled at the photogs hounding her every move. Hmm, I wonder what movie she rented. I heard Kristin rented her own sex tape. No, just kidding. But you can check it out by clicking the link I posted. The sex tape I mean. Come on, you know you want to. Ok, ok. You just want to check out her fully-clothed pictures below. I understand.

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Date Posted: December 2, 2008 - 3:51 am by: Bashcab
Categories: Keeley Hazell

Surprisingly, Keeley Hazell posed for these relatively safe “non-nude” bikini pictures for FHM. Most pictures I see of the British glamour model gives me a good woody but this set is so-so. Don’t get me wrong, the pictures are hot. I’m just used to seeing Keeley Hazell nude especially after I watched her sex tape. Damn, she’s one hot c***sucker I’m telling ya. And with topless pictures like the ones here, Keeley looks like a nun covered up in this FHM set.

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Date Posted: December 2, 2008 - 2:26 am by: Bashcab

“Newlyweds” Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt are back in Los Angeles after their honeymoon in Cabo San Lucas, Mexico. The pair were not wearing any wedding rings.

When asked if they were going to start a family, Heidi said, “We are going to start it.” God forbid.

Spencer was also asked what they did on their honeymoon and he replied, “It’s all on video tape.” Does this mean there’s a sex tape involved? With these two, you never know. It wouldn’t be surprising to find out that their “wedding” took place at a studio made to look like Mexico. Spencer spouted some words of wisdom just before getting into their waiting car, “I recommend getting married to anyone!”

Now I’m definitely never going to get married because Spencer himself said that.

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Date Posted: November 14, 2008 - 3:16 am by: Bashcab

The top models of Victoria’s Secret went on tour in Miami and men all over Florida are flocking to the big city to get even a glimpse of these drool-inspiring women.  Actually that’s an exaggeration but I believe it’s not far from reality.  Because look at them!  Damn, these chicks are gorgeous!  I am certain that they are among the finest female specimens in the whole world.  Just check out Alessandra Ambrosio who gave birth just a couple of months ago.  She’s back in top shape, even posing for her first post-pregnancy bikini shoot.  And check out Heidi Klum – almost forty years old but still smoking-hot.  And who can forget Adriana Lima, a self-proclaimed virgin, but with an alleged sex tape out on the net. And the newest Angel, Miranda Kerr, could definitely make men weak in the knees with her doll-like face and tight body. She has a penchant to shed her clothes too as seen a while back when Miranda had these topless pictures taken of her. If Santa can give me this group of ladies for Christmas, I would die a happy man.

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Date Posted: October 30, 2008 - 12:12 am by: Bashcab
Categories: Katie Price

Is this Jordan’s Halloween costume?  But I don’t think she even needs one.  She just has to dress up as herself and she’ll be perfectly at home with all the other celebrities garbed up for Halloween parties.  Actually, she’s launching a line of hair care products at Superdrug in London.  That’s why she dressed up as a porn hairdresser from hell.  Check out the pics below.

She’s trying to sell products again by using her giant breasts and weird fashion sense as marketing gimmicks.  I don’t blame her for using those jugs to promote things.  But I definitely think it’s stupid.  Women won’t buy those products because some big-tittied celebrity is selling them.  You won’t get giant breasts if you use that flat iron, or can you?  With Katie Price, I’m just not sure anymore.

Everyday is Halloween for Katie so whenever you see her make the news, expect this sort of bizarre outfit from her.  But back in the day, she used to be one of the hottest big-tittied celebs out there.  You can always look back and relive those days when she used to make your dick so hard by watching her sex tapeClick here to remind yourself that she used to be hot.


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