Date Posted: December 20, 2010 - 1:06 am by: Paris
Categories: Demi Lovato

Well…well…well…have you heard of this? Some nosy bitches are saying that there’s a Demi Lovato sextape waiting to be unleashed but since it hasn’t crossed our retinas yet, Pornhub is jumpin in on the action and is now offering Demi a heaping sum of money to star in a porn film. They even sound considerate enough to let her choose her own genre. I don’t see why she’d turn down this lucrative and flexible offer. Via TMZ:

“TMZ has obtained a letter from the folks at, offering Demi chance to be featured on their site. The company is obviously excited (no pun intended) at the idea of a Demi sex tape — even though her people say the rumors are “disgusting.”

Pornhub is offering Demi $100,000 for the tape — even offering her the caveat that, “You don’t have to star with male talent, we are willing to accept a solo or Girl-Girl scene just as long as it’s shot in HD.”

Based on Demi’s history, I think she would fit better in the s&m category, since she has skills in popping a snitch in the face. It’s a good idea to release all that hate and anger inside her into this porn flick. Better than rehab i say!

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Date Posted: August 30, 2010 - 1:37 am by: Paris
Categories: Heidi Montag

Since I know you guys are shitting for an update on that Heidi Montag-Karissa Shannon sextape, here it is, but it might be a little disappointing. Heidi Montag is apparently queefing that the sextape doesn’t exist. Okay, so it’s very fuckin’ disappointing! But wait, all’s hope not lost fellas. Pat your dick and tell it that it’s okay because Karissa is saying the complete opposite and that there is more that she doesn’t want the public eye to see which in whore translation means ‘How much are we talking about here?”.

The blonde Playboy Playmate says in an interview, “I talk to Heidi every single day and I tried to be there for her when she was going through her divorce, but now it’s starting to affect my life. Spencer had no right to steal my camera. There are other things on there that I don’t want to come out, including the video of me and Heidi.” Ya’ll know how this goes fellas. We go back to jacking off over sexy-shaped tupperwares until this sextape comes out.

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Date Posted: August 27, 2010 - 12:40 am by: Paris
Categories: Heidi Montag

Shortly after the news came out over the alleged Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt sextape, some sources are farting out this juicy detail that a Heidi Montag-Karissa Shannon sextape is just waiting to be unleashed from the fires of hell. Reports say that Spencer Twatt found the lesbian sex romp on video when he was moving out his things from their Malibu home.

Playboy Playmate Karissa Shannon is queefing that the said sextape does exist but she doubts Twat has got his filthy hands on it, but if he happens to have it and sells it for dick money, she’ll sue the hell outta him. Well if this shit is true, this is more I like it! I don’t need to sit my ass awkwardly infront of a sextape that has the mighty douchebag’s tiny pecker in it, though I’m pretty sure Vivid would pixelize it. What’s that you say? Yeaah asian porn-style, exactly!

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Date Posted: August 26, 2010 - 1:11 am by: Paris

Wank all you can over Heidi Montag’s tits because those puppies already have a deadline. Human Blow-Up Doll is on the cover of Life &Style and has even managed to take out a weiner from her mouth to talk about a few things about everything fake, i.e. her whole fuckin’ life! She said in the interview that she had no idea her naked bits were being recorded when she and Spencer Twat were having fuck times, adding ‘I’m mortified at the thought that people could be looking at me naked before I had the surgery.’

Proceeding to confess about fakeness, she said that she was desperate to go back to her old self, the one who hasn’t been raped by a scalpel on a surgeon’s table, and to make her monster tits a little smaller, since painkillers aren’t doing shit. Heidi also told Life & Style that she can’t do normal activities saying, “I’m obsessed with fitness but it’s impossible to work out with these boobs. It’s heartbreaking. I can’t live an everyday life.” Well like practically everything that’s comin’ out of her mouth, I think this one’s bullshit. Deuxma has bigger power jugs than her and that bitch can take three wieners between her tits while doing sommersaults. ‘Nuff said. Now about that sextape…

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Date Posted: August 11, 2010 - 12:43 am by: Paris
Categories: Fantasia Barrino

Remember that American Idol ebony chick named Fantasia Barrino who’s getting sued by his married boyfriend’s wife after finding out her husband has been sexing her in the down low and what’s worse is that she claims to have a copy of their sextapes? Well it looks like Fantasia couldn’t handle the embarrassment because she’s reportedly rushed in the hospital last night after getting her ass overdosed from Aspirin and a sleeping pill.

Her rep is saying she didn’t do it on purpose but bitch’s got good timing huh? Anyway more from the rep. He’s also saying that Fantasia knew nothing that the dick she was humping was a married one and that she is heartbroken and all kinds of sowwy for any pain she has caused. The rep also got deep saying, “Fantasia is a fighter and a survivor. This is not the hardest thing Fantasia has endured.” Aha! So there are other ‘hard’ things Fantasia is enduring on the side huh? Would it be too over-reaching if I ask whose hard thing?

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Date Posted: May 11, 2010 - 2:30 am by: Paris
Categories: Kendra Wilkinson

Once again, Radar exposes the details on Kendra Wilkinson’s secret plans of releasing her sextape. This time, it’s what we’re about to see in the tape:

New documents uncovered by show that not only were there multiple sex tapes , as we exclusively reported, but also multiple partners!

So, Kendra’s sextape features a gangbang. That’s no surprise, really, since Kendra is the type who would pull off just that. So, if that’s true, could it be the reason why the tape is deemed as the “greatest sex tape of all time?” Well, I just hope it doesn’t disappoint.

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Date Posted: May 7, 2010 - 2:50 am by: Paris
Categories: Kendra Wilkinson

Though there are reports claiming Kendra Wilkinson is fighting the release of her sextape, here comes another side of the story that is not very surprising if you really think about it. Well, reports surface that Kendra was in the process of releasing her sextape herself more than a year ago.

According to RadarOnline:

Documents acquired by confirm that the Playboy pinup was in the process of releasing the tapes herself a year and a half ago! According to the documents, a company (which Wilkinson would own and control) would be formed and Wilkinson’s team would shop the tape around soliciting offers. Wilkinson would also be able to mandate how the tape would be edited before it was sent to potential buyers.

Kendra has yet to comment about these latest developments. Well, if this was her plan to get publicity for her sextape all along, then it’s definitely working! I guess I was wrong; I always thought Kendra was stupid.

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Date Posted: May 6, 2010 - 2:30 am by: Paris
Categories: Kendra Wilkinson

Well, it isn’t really surprising that Kendra Wilkinson is the type who films herself while having sex, given that she was a former Playboy Playmate and Hugh Hefner’s girlfriend. So yeah, I believe Kendra has a sextape too. And Vivid Entertainment, the ones who released Kim Kardashian and Pam Anderson’s sextapes, will release Kendra’s tape entitled “Kendra Exposed” by the end of May, saying “this could be our all time best selling celebrity tape.

The tape was allegedly made when Kendra was a teenager, and was shot prior to her moving into the Playboy Mansion. On the other hand, Kendra reportedly is fighting against the release of the tape, fearing it could destroy her marriage with NFL star Hank Baskett.

Come on. I don’t see any reason why Kendra doesn’t want this tape be released. I mean, from her not-so-wholesome reputation inside and out the Playboy Mansion, she practically is a walking sextape anyway.

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Date Posted: April 30, 2010 - 2:30 am by: Paris
Categories: Chelsea Handler

According to RadarOnline, funny lady Chelsea Handler has a decade-old sextape which features her naked, down on all fours, and engaging in some pretty “explicit act” with British-accented man. In defense, Chelsea didn’t deny its existence, but she said that the tape was done for a “stand-up comedy bit.

She said:

Thanks for ruining my surprise Christmas gift to my staff…It was made as a joke. I put it on an audition tape for a comedy club because I’m a comedian. I’ve been showing it at birthday parties for fucking years!

Okay, so a sex tape isn’t a sex tape if it was made as a joke. I’ll keep that in mind.

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Date Posted: April 23, 2010 - 2:30 am by: Paris
Categories: Kim Kardashian

Kim Kardashian revealed in an interview with May 2010 issue of Harper’s Bazaar that she regrets doing her 2007 Playboy shoot. She said:

I’m sorry I did Playboy. I was uncomfortable.”

She also blamed her mother for it, saying Kris told her, “Go for it. They might never ask you again. Our show isn’t on the air yet. No one knows who you are. Do it and you’ll have these beautiful pictures to look at when you’re my age.”

Okay, what? She regrets doing a naked shoot? Has she forgotten she also has a sextape released on the internet, she’s more comfortable with that than with a printed copy of her naked self? What’s up with that.

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