Date Posted: November 22, 2010 - 12:49 am by: Paris
Categories: Rihanna

Apparently, Playboy is now trying to regain their senses by offering the the cocoa Pop-singer goddess Rihanna to show her naked bits in their magazine but unfortunately for us, she’s turned down offers after offers despite the fact that everybody has seen her leaked naked pics in the past. Via Popeater:

“I got a few offers to do Playboy actually. They want to pay [me] to be naked on the cover,” she said. “If I’m gonna take my clothes off, it has to be in a classy way and my will, not a check. I wouldn’t take any money to do that.”

Well this blows. I was looking forward to seeing Rihanna’s chumbawambas in Playboy but I don’t think it will ever happen in a million years. Playboy and classy just don’t mix together. I guess we  just have to deal with the likes of J-Woww and Snooki for the meantime…or not!

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Date Posted: September 30, 2010 - 1:00 am by: Paris
Categories: Jennifer Aniston

There’s no doubt that Jennifer Aniston has a type. She usually goes for either assholes, playahs and douchebags (e.g. John Mayer, Gerard Butler) and those types seem to like her back too. Her recent fling is Josh Hopkins who she met through Courtney Cox in the tv series Cougar Town and isn’t at all tight lipped about his whole feelings for Jen. Sources say that Josh is only interested in boinking Jennifer Aniston’s ass and nothing more. Via UsWeekly:

“Hopkins is “a player and is into meeting younger girls,” the insider adds. “He definitely lies to girls.” The actor (who romances Cox on the series) even has a raunchy nickname for Aniston, with whom he was spotted sharing a flirty meal at West Hollywood’s Madeo Sept. 2.

“Josh calls Jennifer his ‘sport f–k,’” a Hopkins pal tells Us, adding that the duo were simply “friends with benefits.”

Well simply put, Josh is just pussy-struck while Jen is dickmatized. Sounds like a couple made in heaven to me. While a lot of people pity this cougar hottie, I’d say she’s living the life! Why would you pity a 40 something chick who lives in a huge mansion with a shitload of money in the bank and who fucks whoever she like and doesn’t have to ask the guy to leave when she’s bored with him ‘coz they automatically do? Am I right or am I right?

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Date Posted: May 26, 2010 - 2:39 am by: Paris
Categories: Tila Tequila

It’s about. Fuckin. Time.

The vapid asian troll/gremlin other known as Tila Tequila is reportedly joining the next season of Celebrity Rehab but according to VH1 her chances of improving herself to be a better gremlin might not happen if the producers don’t find enough troubled celebwhores to throw in the wagon.

TMZ reports:

Tila Tequila is finally seeking professional help — TMZ has confirmed nthrough multiple sources that the bisexual reality star has committed to do the next season of VH1’s “Celebrity Rehab” … if it doesn’t get canceled first.

It’s unclear what personal demon Tila will try to conquer with the help of Dr. Drew — but it certainly won’t be her addiction to attention.

But there’s one major catch — as we previously reported — VH1 is having problems finding other “celebrities” to rehabilitate … and if they don’t find a cast quick, the show could be killed. So far, no word on who else the show has its sights set on.

I don’t find any reason for this fuckery to not push through. You can find more troubled people in Hollywood than any menstal institute and while we’re at it let me be the first to suggest Heidi Montag to be thrown in this freak show. I’m envisioning a pretty crazy feud about to happen and we can bet one who will totally make it, that is if these two twats don’t kill each other til the end of the show.

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