The name of her show is Paris Hilton’s BFF (as in Best Friend Forever). But in looking at the proposed wardrobe for the new season that is currently shooting, Paris Hilton should seriously consider changing that acronym to Barfy Fug Fashions. It’s a bit more fitting, n’est-ce pas? I have no idea what in the world she’s hoping to achieve with these outfits. Drunken ballerina? “Dynasty” reject? Drag version of the Village People cop? Whatever the reason, it won’t add anything to the shi*eous new season that we will be bombarded with when it airs in the fall. I can feel the goosebumps already.
Jodie Marsh turned 30 and decided to celebrate the big event by throwing a costume party. And that’s not a problem for the skanky celeb as she just went as herself, meaning she exposed her breasts and threw in some thigh-high boots. Funny thing is, even though Jodie makes me want to puke my Christmas dinner, I still ended up looking at her chest. Boobs are boobs no matter who they belong to. Check out Jodie Marsh’s topless birthday celebration in the gallery below.