When I think of Lacy Chabert, I automatically think of chopped trees, plaid shirts, and ass-cracks. Really I do. That’s probably why the D-list actress was invited to the opening of Malibu Lumber Yard so she can start chuking large pieces of wood right after the party. But really, MLY is actually a mall that opened up recently with a star-studded guest list. Strange name for a mall. Even for Malibu. Shouldn’t it have been more appropriate to have called it The Malibu Junk Yard, since most of the stuff at malls is actually that? But I don’t think that would attract a lot of stars to it’s opening – even D-list ones.
The Victoria’s Secret Angels were on hand to cut the ribbon at the opening of the new Lexington Avenue store. Heidi Klum led the red-clad Angels including Selita Ebanks, Marisa Miller, Alessandra Ambrosio and Doutzen Kroes. Hot!
Marisa’s legs are heavenly! Selita’s butt is fantastic! Doutzen is smoking-hot! Alessandra is perfection! And Heidi is simply the hottest MILF right now! Damn, I’m like a kid in a candy store.