Date Posted: December 13, 2010 - 1:59 am by: Paris
Categories: Taylor Momsen

Taylor Momsen once again outwhored herself in an interview and this time, pulling out the evil role model card by saying she all for masturbation and that she believes young girls should just say fuck it to barbie dolls and say hello to  vibrators and start being a whore in an early age! Via TheBlemish:

“I’m a promoter of masturbation. Don’t sleep around—learn yourself first! Guys do, but girls don’t. And that’s why girls have so many bad experiences. But you can know your body, know yourself, know what feels good. You don’t have to give yourself away just to have sexual relevance. Because I don’t think sex is something people should be afraid of. It’s part of human nature, so I don’t think it should be so shameful—particularly for girls and young girls.”

Whatever. This skank is just another malnourished under-aged attention whore who knows that being vulgar and having verbal diarrhea is the fastest ticket to attention. Dayum..I can just smell Courtney Love from her aura and that’s exactly what she’ll be like twenty years from now–if she hasn’t od’ed by then.

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Date Posted: November 24, 2010 - 1:02 am by: Paris
Categories: Taylor Momsen

As we all know, Taylor Momsen is that under-aged rocker chick whose BFF is a vibrator and who loves flashing her barely legal tits at some of her concerts. So yeah, basically she’s a bad-ass, or tries desperately to be. Unfortunately, she’s not too bad-ass for the producers and director of the TV series Gossip Girl, specifically Tim Gunn who bluntly said in an interview that he thingks she’s pathetic among other things. Via Deadline Hollywood:

“Besides her barely-there wardrobe and expletive-laced tirades against peers such as Miley Cyrus, Momsen pissed off Project Runway’s Tim Gunn who played mentor to ‘Jenny” in an episode that aired last month. Gunn blasted Momsen for her lack of professionalism on the set. “What a diva,” he told E! News. “She was pathetic, she couldn’t remember her lines, and she didn’t even have that many. I thought to myself, ‘Why are we being held hostage by this brat?”

Well obviously, Taylor Momsen’s ass is heading to Lindsay Lohan lane. I shit you not, I’m pretty sure in less than a year this gothic-wannabe hoe will check herself in rehab and blame it all on her daddy issues and all kinds of bs. Tim Gunn better be careful with his words unless he wants to have a taste of a hellstorm of needles and pins in his body. You can’t be too careful with these voodoo bitches.

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Date Posted: November 15, 2010 - 1:08 am by: Paris
Categories: Taylor Swift

The drugged-up, always drunk-looking racoon roadkill known as Taylor Momsen spoke once again about her personal life to Revolver magzine, this time blaming her parents for being the trainwreck that she is today. Via Celebuzz:

Everyone’s like, ‘Wow, why is she upset, and why is she so miserable about things?’” Taylor says in the November-December issue of Revolver, before going on to lament about how she wound up here.

“My parents signed me up with Ford [Modeling] at the age of 2. No 2-year-old wants to be working, but I had no choice,” she points out. “My whole life, I was in and out of school. I didn’t have friends. I was working constantly and I didn’t have a real life.”

Geezus. You gotta hate these whiny bitches blaming everything for their millions of dollars in their bank account. It’s also probably her parents fault that she’s got a damn vibrator as her BFF, or the fact that Taylor Momsen’s tits always almost gets exposed at her concerts.

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Date Posted: October 18, 2010 - 12:23 am by: Paris
Categories: Taylor Momsen

You can count on Taylor Momsen to look like a younger, drugged-up emo version of Pamela Anderson but don’t expect her to let Tommy Lee stick his wrinkled wang into her vajayjay anytime because the little racoon slut is raising the FUCK, NO flag in an interview with Revolver magazine where she confessed that she’s no virgin to watching porm films among other things. Via Popeater:

“If it’s a good sex tape, I’ll watch it … I like some adult stars. I have a couple favorites. But I will say this: That Tommy Lee-Pamela Anderson video wasn’t very good. I wouldn’t f**k Tommy Lee,” the singer says.

Well I mean that sounds about right. To be fair, the US law states that no one can bang Tommy if they don’t have atleast 5 types of STD and if they aren’t Pamela Anderson. Taylor might be a trying-hard attention whore with the bad case of verbal diarrhea but bitch know what not to mess with.

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Date Posted: July 20, 2010 - 2:36 am by: Paris
Categories: Taylor Momsen

Not to be outskanked by Miley Cyrus, Taylor Momsen took a break from trying to contract a lung disease from smoking a fag to fart out this nasty interview to Disorder Magazine to talk about her vajayjay and her go-to buddy, her vibrator.

Via Movieline:

After three seasons of looking like a panda-faced whore, Taylor Momsen and her ratty-ass hair extensions slunk off to the sidelines of Gossip Girl this year. But, guys, guys, she’s got, like, a record now, and you will just be shocked, shocked! by her sexy, scandalous non-thoughts.

Speaking to Disorder Magazine, hot mess Momsen declared her that her new album, “is a life record and it confronts issues and goes, here’s what f*cking sucks about everything and I don’t really know how to fix it but I’m f*cking dying and I’ll sing about it.”

Taylor! Two quarters to swear jar! But, sensing that perhaps talking about what “f*cking sucks about everything” wasn’t escandoloso enough, Taylor saucily decided to talk about her vagina, with the magazine reporting “that she’s not into guys, waits a beat, then adds she’s not gay but just bored of men and her best friend is her vibrator.”

Well it sounds like Taylor Momsen is taking pointers from Courtney Love for some shock value and famewhoring but all I can say is…PICS OR DIDN’T HAPPEN!

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Date Posted: May 14, 2010 - 2:34 am by: Paris
Categories: Taylor Momsen

This news about the ‘hard-ass’ 16 year old Taylor Momsen is just proof that there’s another Dina Lohan working her ass off. Because what better way to show off your parenting skills than allowing your child to be the aspiring Angelina Jolie of the knife collection in today’s youth.

Taylor tells The Sun:

“I have a knife collection. My favourite’s my switchblade. I flew from New York to Los Angeles and still had a couple of knives in my purse. I thought I took them all out but they got tucked up in the folds.”
“I went through security, took them on the plane, opened my bag to get my wallet in LA and they fell out. I was like: “Holy sh-t!”‘”
She added: ‘I have my favourite black knife with me all the time. It’s a switchblade. It relaxes me to flick it.”

Coming up next, Bin Laden spotted wearing a blonde wig and fuck-me-boots in East China!

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