Date Posted: December 20, 2010 - 1:06 am by: Paris
Categories: Demi Lovato

Well…well…well…have you heard of this? Some nosy bitches are saying that there’s a Demi Lovato sextape waiting to be unleashed but since it hasn’t crossed our retinas yet, Pornhub is jumpin in on the action and is now offering Demi a heaping sum of money to star in a porn film. They even sound considerate enough to let her choose her own genre. I don’t see why she’d turn down this lucrative and flexible offer. Via TMZ:

“TMZ has obtained a letter from the folks at Pornhub.com, offering Demi chance to be featured on their site. The company is obviously excited (no pun intended) at the idea of a Demi sex tape — even though her people say the rumors are “disgusting.”

Pornhub is offering Demi $100,000 for the tape — even offering her the caveat that, “You don’t have to star with male talent, we are willing to accept a solo or Girl-Girl scene just as long as it’s shot in HD.”

Based on Demi’s history, I think she would fit better in the s&m category, since she has skills in popping a snitch in the face. It’s a good idea to release all that hate and anger inside her into this porn flick. Better than rehab i say!

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Date Posted: December 17, 2010 - 12:23 am by: Paris
Categories: Demi Lovato

Remember that chick who popped a snitch’s face? Yeah, that Disney chick who’s currently marinating her ass in rehab. This Demi Lovato slut just got racey pics of her leaked in Twitter and it shows her in some softcore lesbian shit! Holy Shiznit! These pics are speaking directly to my weiner!

It seems like she’s gotten ahold of The Kim Kardashian handbook to famewhoring and bitch is doing it right! Here’s the rest of Demi Lovato’s tits getting eye fucked and licked by these lesbian chicks. Now I know why Joe Jonas quit her ass.

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Date Posted: December 16, 2010 - 12:55 am by: Paris
Categories: Miley Cyrus

Former childstar Melissa Gibert is weighing in on the Miley Cyrus bong tape and the now grown-up star is saying Miley is nothing but a hillbilly attention whore who’s got daddy issues. Well,not exactly…but that’s what it sounded like! Via PopEater:

“How high do you have to be to let a friend film you? I think she wanted to get caught.” The former star of ‘Little House on the Prairie’ and spokeswoman for The Partnership at DrugFree.org thinks Cyrus is being too reckless after smoking salvia … or whatever it was that got her so loopy that night. “That’s bulls***!” Gilbert said. “I think it was marijuana.”

You know, honestly, I think we’ve already established that Miley Cyrus ass is an attention whore way back when she leaked her own semi-naked pics? Besides, who the heck cares if she did it to get caught. It’s Miley Fuckin’ Cyrus. The bitch can practically do anything and Billy Ray Cyrus would just look the other way.

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Date Posted: December 13, 2010 - 2:04 am by: Paris
Categories: Miley Cyrus

Miley Cyrus caught in a bong scandal! I know, I’m not even gonna ask why you’re not looking suprised ‘coz this shit is inevitable. What I’m surprised about is that in the video you can find at TMZ, she didn’t strip her clothes off or showed some Miley Cyrus punani. That, I was pretty disappointed about. Via TMZ:

“The video was shot during a party at Miley’s L.A. area home 5 days after her 18th birthday. According to a source connected with Miley … the smoke filling the bong is a natural herb called salvia which has psychedelic qualities. Possession of salvia is legal in California. As for the video … the source tells us it was shot by one of Miley’s friends —  and the theory is someone stole or copied the video from that friend’s camera.”

Salvia? Wow, this hoe couldn’t even be more redneck! Ohh Miley, I see you doing big things in the near future. Mainly marinating your ass behind bars and going to rehabs and flashing your panty-less crotch to the paps. Big things!

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Date Posted: December 13, 2010 - 1:59 am by: Paris
Categories: Taylor Momsen

Taylor Momsen once again outwhored herself in an interview and this time, pulling out the evil role model card by saying she all for masturbation and that she believes young girls should just say fuck it to barbie dolls and say hello to  vibrators and start being a whore in an early age! Via TheBlemish:

“I’m a promoter of masturbation. Don’t sleep around—learn yourself first! Guys do, but girls don’t. And that’s why girls have so many bad experiences. But you can know your body, know yourself, know what feels good. You don’t have to give yourself away just to have sexual relevance. Because I don’t think sex is something people should be afraid of. It’s part of human nature, so I don’t think it should be so shameful—particularly for girls and young girls.”

Whatever. This skank is just another malnourished under-aged attention whore who knows that being vulgar and having verbal diarrhea is the fastest ticket to attention. Dayum..I can just smell Courtney Love from her aura and that’s exactly what she’ll be like twenty years from now–if she hasn’t od’ed by then.

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Date Posted: November 24, 2010 - 1:02 am by: Paris
Categories: Taylor Momsen

As we all know, Taylor Momsen is that under-aged rocker chick whose BFF is a vibrator and who loves flashing her barely legal tits at some of her concerts. So yeah, basically she’s a bad-ass, or tries desperately to be. Unfortunately, she’s not too bad-ass for the producers and director of the TV series Gossip Girl, specifically Tim Gunn who bluntly said in an interview that he thingks she’s pathetic among other things. Via Deadline Hollywood:

“Besides her barely-there wardrobe and expletive-laced tirades against peers such as Miley Cyrus, Momsen pissed off Project Runway’s Tim Gunn who played mentor to ‘Jenny” in an episode that aired last month. Gunn blasted Momsen for her lack of professionalism on the set. “What a diva,” he told E! News. “She was pathetic, she couldn’t remember her lines, and she didn’t even have that many. I thought to myself, ‘Why are we being held hostage by this brat?”

Well obviously, Taylor Momsen’s ass is heading to Lindsay Lohan lane. I shit you not, I’m pretty sure in less than a year this gothic-wannabe hoe will check herself in rehab and blame it all on her daddy issues and all kinds of bs. Tim Gunn better be careful with his words unless he wants to have a taste of a hellstorm of needles and pins in his body. You can’t be too careful with these voodoo bitches.

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Date Posted: November 23, 2010 - 1:40 am by: Paris
Categories: Miley Cyrus

If you were wondering why your dogs keep howling last night, don’t wonder no more. It’s just the sound of the footsteps of pedophiles all over the world going to Pedobear’s house to celebrate another one of their National holidays. What, you haven’t heard? It’s Miley Cyrus’ birthday today!

Yep. That means you can now fap over Miley Cyrus’ titty slips, upskirts, sideboobs, ass candids and what have you–from now on! Me? I’m just waiting for this Disney slut’s sextape hidden somewhere. Good things to come fellas, good things to come.

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Date Posted: November 22, 2010 - 12:40 am by: Paris
Categories: Justin Bieber

Now here’s another reason to hate this little dirtbag. Apparently, Justin Bieber is no longer sucking on his pacifier and moving on to more pre-pubescent things like, uh I dunno, flashing his abs to Rihanna. Yep. Somebody put a shotgun in my mouth. Via Us:

“Justin took off his jacket, glasses and lifted up his shirt,” the source explains. “Apparently he does have a little 6 pack!” Adds the insider: “The table was hysterical.”

Rihanna tweeted, “Justin Bieber just flashed me his abs in the middle of a restaurant! Wow! He actually had a lil 6 pack! Sexy,lol!#Beliebersplzdontkillme.”

Wow I dunno about sexy, but this scene reminds me from my awkard highschool days when I was trying to act cool infront of my crush, showing her my abs except that she wasn’t amused. So I whipped my little weiner out and that put me in detention. Now strip the record label, the fame and nasal-y little girl voice off of Justin Bieber and I shit you not, the same thing would’ve happened to him.

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Date Posted: November 15, 2010 - 1:08 am by: Paris
Categories: Taylor Swift

The drugged-up, always drunk-looking racoon roadkill known as Taylor Momsen spoke once again about her personal life to Revolver magzine, this time blaming her parents for being the trainwreck that she is today. Via Celebuzz:

Everyone’s like, ‘Wow, why is she upset, and why is she so miserable about things?’” Taylor says in the November-December issue of Revolver, before going on to lament about how she wound up here.

“My parents signed me up with Ford [Modeling] at the age of 2. No 2-year-old wants to be working, but I had no choice,” she points out. “My whole life, I was in and out of school. I didn’t have friends. I was working constantly and I didn’t have a real life.”

Geezus. You gotta hate these whiny bitches blaming everything for their millions of dollars in their bank account. It’s also probably her parents fault that she’s got a damn vibrator as her BFF, or the fact that Taylor Momsen’s tits always almost gets exposed at her concerts.

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Date Posted: November 12, 2010 - 12:58 am by: Paris
Categories: Demi Lovato

So you all know Demi Lovato’s meltdown just a few days ago, right? Well there’s more to it, and this time it comes on video! Yep. Apparently, Demi Lovato was partying a week before she checked her ass in rehab and since we’re talking about a self-cutter with daddy issues who’s got a knack for the bad shit, she decided it would be the best time to dive nose-deep in coke. Lucky for us, someone videotaped the whole thing. That’s right, there’s a Demi Lovato coccaine hoovering tape! Via Radar:

“It is the video that will rock Disney and one of its biggest stars and if released publicly, will stun millions of fans around the world. In the footage, Lovato can be seen expertly hoovering the drug up her nose through a rolled up note, according to the amateur cameraman who captured the shameful images.”

Wow. At this rate, Demi Lovato is making Lindsay Lohan look so prim and proper. Now since we’re at the subject of leaked tapes, I’m just playing the waiting game for her naked video to come out. I’m sure some basement nerd has one in his basement somewhere.

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