Kim Kardashian must really hate Tom Cruise now. Reports say that recently, the midget A-lister bumped into Kim K at Cecconi’s thinking she’s the other monster sister, Khloe Kardashian.
Tom Cruise can’t keep up with the Kardashians! When he bumped into Kim and a girlfriend at West Hollywood’s Cecconi’s on June 25, he told her: “Please congratulate your husband on the championship. I’m a huge Lakers fan!” Kim just smiled and thanked him, never pointing out that it’s her sister Khloe who’s married to Lakers star Lamar Odom. (Print Edition – 7/12)
Somebody kindly explain to me…how in the world is it possible to mistake King Kuppa for the Princess? Seriously. Well I guess you still got to give it to the guy. It’s the most respectful thing he has done before jumping on Oprah’s couch.
If you haven’t had enough of watching Tom Cruise’s alter ego when it finally broke free at the MTV Awards well we’ve got news for you. Len Grossman, the character he portrayed in the comedy film Tropic Thunder will be having his own movie soon!
Coming Soon reports:
Paramount Pictures and MTV Films announced today that they are set to develop a movie around mega-producer Les Grossman. The announcement comes on the heels of Grossman’s groundbreaking and visionary production of the soon-to-be Emmy® award-winning 2010 MTV Movie Awards Sunday night. Tom Cruise, along with Ben Stiller and Stuart Cornfeld of Red Hour Films will produce and have secured the life rights to Grossman. Grossman, best known as a mega producer, has most recently mentored talents such as Rob Pattinson and Taylor Lautner. In 2008, Grossman was introduced to the masses by Stiller in the comedy “Tropic Thunder” where the famed producer had a cameo playing himself.
Said Ben Stiller: “Les Grossman’s life story is an inspiring tale of the classic human struggle to achieve greatness against all odds. He has assured me he plans to quote, ‘Fucking kill the shit out of this movie and make Citizen fucking Kane look like a piece of crap home movie by the time we are done.’ I am honored to be working with him.”
This might be interesting. It’s refreshing to see Tom Cruise make a fool of himself in other ways than jumping like a special needs childs on Oprah’s couch.
Not everyone can grasp the concept of what Scientology really is about. They kinda strike me as some crazy-ass group who want to live on earth like robots just waiting for their number to come up before Xenu’s tentacles abduct them. But when I heard about this awesome prank the Scientology leaders played on Tom Cruise, I just got enlightened.
‘Tom Cruise was secretly videotaped as he spilled his guts in Scientology confessional sessions, and those tapes became fodder for Scientology cocktail party humor … this according to a high-profile and former high-level member of Scientology. Mark Rathbun says in his blog, he recorded Cruise during the confessional sessions and Scientology guru David Miscavige read the transcripts at parties, “joking and laughing” at them. Rathbun says the video was “well-concealed” in the VIP auditing room, per orders of Miscavige. Rathbun says Miscavige ordered him to prepare transcripts of the sessions. Then, according to Rathbun, Miscavige would hold late night whiskey parties, reading the transcripts and laughing out loud. The nature of Tom’s alleged confessions were not disclosed.’
Ohh man! This is some funny knee-slapper humor! Just wow. We were wrong about Xenu and his people! See, nothing to be afraid of ‘coz they know how to have fun. They make celebrity midgets like Tom Cruise confess their guts, put it on tape and laugh about it in the round table afterwards! Are you kidding me? That sounds awesome…now where do I sign up?
Cameron Diaz was voted Worst Latin Actress of the Year by the Lazzie Awards yesterday. If you haven’t heard about that awards show before, it sort of hands out awards to the worst actresses/ actors/ films in Hollywood. Now I’m sure Cameron wouldn’t really think it’s a big deal to get an award like that, especially she looked so happy now filming for Knight and Day with Tom Cruise. I wonder why. Hmm.
Another day, another chance to look miserable. Here’s Stepford Wife Katie Holmes lookign glum as usual on her to a dance studio where daughter Suri is taking lessons. I don’t understand why someone who is married to the biggest male star in Hollywood today could look so down and out. Tom Cruise is a very well-adjusted, clear-thinking, uncontrolling, reserved and classy man. She should be ecstatic she’s with a guy like him.
Looks like Katie Holmes was given a day off from being Tom Cruise’s wife to hawk fashions and accesories from the house of Miu Miu. Tom’s Klaatu death grip on Katie seems to be loosening now that he was advised to appear more, well, normal. That may be the reason Ms. Holmes is working on a new film titled The Extra Man with Kevin Kline and John C. Reilly. That film comes out 2010, but you can check out these elegant pics for the campaign now.