If you’re a nosy fucker like me who likes following celebrity divorces and want to be in the know on the hot vulnerable Hollywood bombshells in need of a rebound fuck, then here’s an update on Eva Longoria’s separation from douchebag Tony Parker. Reports are saying that Tony was jealous of Mario Lopez, of all people, and that put a strain on their marriage as wekk as the fact that he banged 7 other whore son the side. Via National Enquirer:
“Eva thought she’d found the perfect man in Tony, but in the end he deceived her, lied to her and broke her heart,” a close source told The Enquirer. Tony was also rumored to be secretly seeing another women in France besides Alexandra Paressant. Despite his cheating, Tony was extremely jealous of Eva’s close friendship with Mario Lopez, insiders say. “Tony never liked or trusted Mario,” said a source. “He called him ‘the pretty boy actor who’s mad that he can’t have my wife.’
I call bullshit on this one. Everyone knows Mario Lopez is as straight as the Tom Cruise’s crystal dildo so what the fuck dude? If you’re tired of humping on Eva Longoria’s punani everyday then just say so. But don’t go telling buddies that you’re jealous a gay dude might bang your wife. So grow some fuckin’ balls, and pardon my french!
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Following reports that Eva Longoria and Tony Parker is in talks of divorce, latest reports are confirming what I have speculated in the first place, a third party! Though…I messed up on who fucked up who. Turns out Tony Parker has been cheating on Eva Longoria’s ass on get this–on his former Spurs teammate’s wife! Via Huffington Post:
“The other woman is Erin Barry, the wife of Tony’s former Spurs teammate Brent Barry, according to Sports Illustrated writer Bryan Armen Graham. “Have it on good authority from entertainment sources that “former teammate” in Tony Parker-Eva Longoria affair is Brent Barry,” Graham tweeted.”
Get the Kardashians off the fuckin’ network, this shit is more reality show-material! I slipped in a pic of the alleged homewrecker and Tony, dude, it’s like I don’t know you anymore! You cheat on your wife with a chick that looks like your wife! That’s messed up.
Eva Longoria-Parker celebrated her 35th birthday by having a lunch date with her husband, Tony Parker, and her close friends in Miami. In attendance were Kim Kardashian and Pussycat Dolls founder Robin Antin.
Since when did Desperate Housewives star become close friends with Kim? Well I have no idea, I’m a little surprised too that the two are BFFs. Kim actually tweeted Eva’s birthday thrice to remind us all.