Date Posted: November 16, 2010 - 12:58 am by: Paris
Categories: Emma Watson

The British young hottie named Emma Watson who stars in Harry Potter movies as Hermione Granger doesn’t have any problems fitting in her new second home, the US where she’s currently trying to finish her major. Everybody loves Emma, well, maybe a little too much. Reports say there are photos of Emma Watson topless in the bathroom being circulated around campus via email and she is not amused at all. Via New York Daily News:

“Topless photos of the 20-year-old actress, who plays Hermione Granger in the successful film franchise, are making the rounds among students via e-mail, according to the Daily Mail. The photos in question allegedly show the actress wearing only a towel around her waist standing next to a hot tub.

“Emma is trying to seek out the source so she can put a stop to it,” a friend told the paper. “She says the picture has been faked.”

Now don’t get me wrong, as much as I got the hots for Emma Watson, I’m totally not aching for the fake photos. It’s obvious someone as classy as her won’t be posing naked in a bathroom. I would imagine she’d do it in a bed of gold coins or in a room of elegant and expensive china ware. That being said, don’t mess with my fantasy!

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Date Posted: November 7, 2010 - 11:44 pm by: Paris
Categories: Kat Dennings

After Jessica Alba’s pregnant tits, here’s another celebitch throwing her awesome goodies in the internet for horny motherfuckers like us to drool and fap off to. You may remember this chick from the movie House Bunny and The 40-year old virgin but now we know what we’ll remember her for.

Seriously…dayumm! Take a good look at her funbags for a minute and you’ll remember it for life. You can spot those Kat Denning’s tits in a dark room or at a crowded market place in India and if we’re lucky, on my 30th birthday party in my mom’s basement.

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Date Posted: November 7, 2010 - 11:43 pm by: Paris
Categories: Jessica Alba

Okay I have to say when I wished for some Jessica Alba leaked topless pics, I wasn’t expecting said wish would come in this state, since I’m not really a fan of lactating bitches but this is Jessica fucking Alba so I’ll take what I can get.

Apparently, some sources are saying these leaked naked pics were taken when she was in the first trimester of her pregnancy that she sent to husband Cash Warren. Wow, can you imagine waking up to a woman this hot, even with a belly bump? Cash, buddy, I salute you. And by salute, I meant jacking off over your wife.

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Date Posted: October 18, 2010 - 10:06 pm by: Paris
Categories: Kim Kardashian

Start saving those Kim Kardashian naked pictures and bask in them with everything you have because Ass Queen is telling everyone that her pussy peddling days are over! After her nude outtakes in Playboy went out, Kim K is no saying that she’s done with showing us her naked bits because she’s aging. Via Us Magazine:

That spread, she said, may have been her nude swan song. “I don’t know [if I'll pose nude again],” she admitted to Us. “I’m too old for that now…I wanted to get it all out of my system before I turned 30.”

Well this sucks. Maybe someone has to sit her down and show her pictures of Pamela Anderson and tell her there is no age limit for getting down and naked if you’ve got the decent goodies for it. No self-respecting whore would back down just because her flapjacks swayed a little. I’d still hit it. In the words of Kat Williams, let me tell her…“eitherway, we’re fucking!”

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Date Posted: October 12, 2010 - 2:26 am by: Paris
Categories: Uncategorized

Well this is some random funny shit. This is the kind of Lindsay news we only should be hearing because the coke-humping, pussy peddling and jail hopping news are just so yesterday. The real news is right here: Iggy Pop wants Lindsay Lohan’s ass to portray him in an in-the-works movie about his life. Via Prefix:

“She looks like me, and she’s the only one with enough attitude too,” Pop told Triple J. “They could tape her boobs up or something. She’s been in jail at the right age and everything, so I though she could do it.”

Lindsay should start wondering why she’s being given these kind of roles. After playing Linda Lovelace, now it’s Iggy who thinks Lindsay is the right fit for the role. Would you even wonder why? She does the aging ex-addict so naturally.

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Date Posted: October 12, 2010 - 2:15 am by: Paris
Categories: Danielle Radcliffe

Because hanging out with nerdy chicks with wands is getting kinda boring, Daniel Radcliffe has jumped on his broom and flew to greener pastures, with hotter chicks who know their way around a different kind of broom, in Broadway! Now that the young British actor is single, expect him to stick his meat rod in any chick willing to spread her legs infront of him because he’s either a stud in her eyes or she’s fulfilling some kind of childhood sex fantasy on wizards. Via Dazed & Confused:

“I’ve been in relationships from the age of 14 and now I’m single. I said to a friend the other day, ‘Dude, I’m doing a show with dancers. I’ve got to be single.’

“He was like, ‘Don’t sleep with anyone in your own show. That’s a mistake.’ It’s good advice. But I’m not sure I’ll stick to it.”

Well no shit, if you got the name and face for it why the hell be single. ‘Ya know? But wait a minute…was it girls he was talking about?

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Date Posted: October 6, 2010 - 1:28 am by: Paris
Categories: Courtney Love

After that Courtney Love naked pic incident on Twitter, the troubled rock singer has once again quit the bitch. Well apparently, the Twitter pic she ‘posted’ earlier this week wasn’t for everyone’s eyes(as it should be), she claims it was supposed to be a private message but somehow ended up on her profile. She tweeted:

“I’m off twitter, that photo was meant for a boy friend.”

Well well, who would’ve thought something good  could come out of her nasty naked pic? But judging from the level of famewhoring she has, I’m pretty sure the bitch will be back.

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Date Posted: September 30, 2010 - 1:00 am by: Paris
Categories: Jennifer Aniston

There’s no doubt that Jennifer Aniston has a type. She usually goes for either assholes, playahs and douchebags (e.g. John Mayer, Gerard Butler) and those types seem to like her back too. Her recent fling is Josh Hopkins who she met through Courtney Cox in the tv series Cougar Town and isn’t at all tight lipped about his whole feelings for Jen. Sources say that Josh is only interested in boinking Jennifer Aniston’s ass and nothing more. Via UsWeekly:

“Hopkins is “a player and is into meeting younger girls,” the insider adds. “He definitely lies to girls.” The actor (who romances Cox on the series) even has a raunchy nickname for Aniston, with whom he was spotted sharing a flirty meal at West Hollywood’s Madeo Sept. 2.

“Josh calls Jennifer his ‘sport f–k,’” a Hopkins pal tells Us, adding that the duo were simply “friends with benefits.”

Well simply put, Josh is just pussy-struck while Jen is dickmatized. Sounds like a couple made in heaven to me. While a lot of people pity this cougar hottie, I’d say she’s living the life! Why would you pity a 40 something chick who lives in a huge mansion with a shitload of money in the bank and who fucks whoever she like and doesn’t have to ask the guy to leave when she’s bored with him ‘coz they automatically do? Am I right or am I right?

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Date Posted: September 15, 2010 - 12:56 am by: Paris
Categories: Jennifer Aniston

That’s right. It’s pretty slow today so I figured Jennifer Aniston’s tits might help with things around here. That and the fact that John Fucking Mayer is rumored to possibly motorboating those puppies again. Sources say that Jen was spotted backstage to Douchebag Mayer’s concert-thingy in Atlanta and then sneaked off to a private party in his hotel room.

Jen was in work-out clothes and had a baseball cap pulled low over her face when she visited with John backstage after his performance, a source tells “She looked gorgeous and seemed to be really enjoying herself. She and John laughed a lot.” Afterward, Jen and John and several people connected with his tour all went back to her hotel, The Ritz-Carlton, where he rented a private suite for an impromptu party.

While I think John Mayer is the biggest dick in the music industry figuratively speaking, you can’t stop a cougar from getting hers!

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Date Posted: August 27, 2010 - 12:52 am by: Paris
Categories: Jennifer Aniston

Okay, who here wants to see Jennifer Aniston naked? Because it’s her career on the line here, Jennifer Aniston decided to take things to a whole new sluttier level in her upcoming movie comedy, Wanderlust. Since her last few movies totally bombed at the box office, the brunette cougar is getting desperate to still stay on the spotlight so she’s doing full frontal this time!

That and uh, she smokes pot. That and she sleeps with every other guy. That and she does a threesome with two other women. Uh, yep. Reports say in this movie, she plays as a wild rebel who goes topless to stop a slew of bulldozers who smokes weed on the regular. That should be interesting. Hopefully the censor bar would be just above her neck.

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