Date Posted: August 23, 2010 - 12:57 am by: Paris
Categories: Uncategorized

Remember those vintage Angelina Jolie bdsm pics that were leaked a month ago? Well Jennifer Aniston can throw a slumber party with her ken doll named Brad because there’s more from where that shit came from. From the unauthorized biography by Andrew Morton not only does these pics show Angelina Jolie on the bed with a criss-cross black tape covering her nipples, you get to see a piece of her ass in a thong!

I’m not sure what fuckery went down in these pics or more importantly who tooks these shots but unless someone steps his foot forward and own responsibility, I’m gonna go ahead and think that Jennifer Aniston traveled back a few years ago in a time machine, put on a wig and a moustache and sweet talked Angelina Jolie into this with her knife collection story. What? You got somethin’ better?

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Date Posted: August 20, 2010 - 2:09 am by: Paris
Categories: Tila Tequila

Well here’s something to make your day. If you hate the asian leprechaun whore that is Tila Tequila, then sit around and read on because I got some food for the soul for you guys. Tila Tequila’s tits attended The Gathering of The Juggaloos yesterday, and Tila being Tila performed onstage topless. You’d think these Juggaloos would be entertained to see a gremlin with a rack double the size of her face but instead of throwing whistles and cheers, the crowd went apeshit and became a mob of violent gremlin haters, attacking her with huge rocks and fire crackers and, well, human poo even. Why not?

Tila told TMZ a PVO detail of what happened saying that before she evn got onstage, the Juggaloos were hauling huge stone rocks in her face, practically making  it sound like she’s the second coming of Magdalene, except that Magdalene probably had more class that this vapid whore. She also went on to queef that the mob was trying to kill her and threw firecrackers in her face adding, “they almost got me so they finally reach the trailor, blood all over myself, cant stop bleeding, then all of a sudden, all 2 thousand people surround the trailor and busts the windows!!! Even the guys INSIDE with me were shaking! Their hands were shaking cuz they were so scared! So 3 guys inside the trailor had to grab a table and push it over the broken windows and grabbed all the chairs they could find so hold the people from outside back. It was scary as hell!” Geezus…you’d know your singing talent sucks balls when even Juggaloos want to silence the shit out of you.

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Date Posted: July 29, 2010 - 2:57 am by: Paris
Categories: Angelina Jolie

If your name is Jennifer Aniston, prepare to lube up your vajayjay ‘coz I figured this latest news the bitches over at Star Magazine is saying about Angelina Jolie’s leaked photos and disturbing past that according to them will for sure wreck the Brangelina tandem would be some pretty orgasmic material for you.

ContactMusic reports:

Racy decade-old photos of ANGELINA JOLIE posing semi-nude and in bondage gear have been released by an American tabloid.

Eight raunchy snaps, allegedly taken in 1999 by a friend, have been published in Star magazine. The actress is pictured with black tape over her nipples and a dog leash around her neck in some of the images.
Star’s sources allege the photos were taken during a 14-hour drug binge.

Jolie, 35, has admitted to using drugs in the past, before settling down and starting a family with partner Brad Pitt. She has also alluded to a “dark” past, telling USA today in a recent interview, “There’s certainly a side of me that isn’t completely… sane. Or completely ‘even’ all the time. We all have our dark sides.”

I find it shocking that Star Magazine finds this shocking. The whole world already knows her wild ways back then so I don’t know what the fuss is all about. Wake me up when someone gets a hold of Brad’s castration pictures, or when leaked photos of Angelina boinking his ass with a strap-on dildo surface. That’s even more news-worthy.

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Date Posted: July 26, 2010 - 2:48 am by: Paris
Categories: Miranda Kerr

It’s a slow boring day today and it just makes sense that I post an equally boring post. Miranda Kerr and Orlando MiranBloom has gotten married over the weekend to who the heck cares where and now the two is currently bumping privates on their honeymoon.

People reports:

“David Jones very graciously released me during this period so we could celebrate an intimate ceremony and honeymoon together,” Kerr’s statement says. “I’m very much a part of the David Jones Family and I am very committed to my role. I am enormously grateful to David Jones to have been given this time to enjoy such a special moment in my life.”

Geeze…you’d find more life in an empty milk carton than that announcement. All I can say is fuck you Orlando Bloom! Now everytime I see Miranda Kerr lingerie pics I can’t help but think that you got your filthy elf paws all over her body. Lucky bastard…

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Date Posted: July 26, 2010 - 2:36 am by: Paris
Categories: Kate Major

Just days after Kate Major filed for physical assault from D-lister douchebag daddy of Lindsay Lohan, she’s got another lawsuit for him to wipe his ass on. This time, Michael Lohan has upped his asshole skills to the point of taking a stolen shot of Kate Major’s nekkidness while the latter was passed out on the bed. I never really wanted to see this.

Via PopEater:

“Michael Lohan is a disgusting human being and father. He took these pictures of me when I was asleep and without my knowledge. At the time he was my fiancé. I have just found out about these images today and moving forward my lawyer, William O’Conner, will be handing the legalities of anyone that reproduces them.”

Well I have to say I’m surprised that Jon Gosselin didn’t think of this first when these two twats were still an item. Much as I’m aware that Kate would hump anything for fame, I doubt this was the angle she wanted for her spotlight debut. Lohan is a sick man, a con and needs to be beside Lindsay. It would be endearing to see a father and a daughter sharing this bond—in freakin jail.

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Date Posted: July 9, 2010 - 2:11 am by: Paris
Categories: Katy Perry, Miley Cyrus

Looks like Katy Perry’s tits hates Miley Cyrus’ guts because in a recent interview with Life & Style Magazine, she basically said what 90% of the world is thinking, the teen slut is just another Britney Spears clone.

Aceshowbiz reports:

“Oh my God, poor girl,” Katy said as quoted by Life & Style Magazine. “She’s Britney Spears all over again. It’s happening right before our eyes.” When her friend asked if she meant Lindsay Lohan, she answered, “No, she’s definitely headed the Britney route. It’s worse. Look at those outfits. It’s bad.”

I’ve always thought that if Katy Perry doesn’t have that humongous rack, she’ll be flipping pancakes at Ihops. But looks like she somehow has a working brain too and I absolutely agree with her. See how I’m hypnotized by those tits?

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Date Posted: July 8, 2010 - 2:09 am by: Paris
Categories: Ke$ha

I would’ve went on with my day just fine without seeing this shit but I did! What. The. Fuck. If it isn’t the dirty-ass trailerpark hoe Ke$ha on that bed with the cumshot all over her chest. You know what makes this shit worse? Seeing John Travolta’s mug over her face in these shots. I mean seriously, the two look like twins! Some genius discreet hacker who goes by the name of DJ Stolen, if you haven’t guessed it by now, posted Ke$ha topless pics and now it’s all over the damn internet.

Aww man, this is just great. By doing this the bitch’s 15 minute fame will probably stretch out to 18! I can’t believe I’m saying this…but fine, bring Lindsay Lohan back.

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Date Posted: June 22, 2010 - 2:25 am by: Paris
Categories: Miranda Kerr

Bad news to all Miranda fans and any stick figure lovers  out there. Miranda Kerr’s tits are getting married to Orlando Bloom. Boo freakin Hoo.

People reports:

“He’s a sweetheart and that’s all I’m gonna say,” Kerr, who has talked about settling down and starting a family in the future, told PEOPLE in February 2008.

“My ideal situation would be to live on a farm in a solar-powered house with a hammock and a vegetable patch,” she told Page Six Magazine in 2008. “When this is all over, that’s where I’ll be. I’ve always wanted kids, so someday, eventually, yes, it will happen.”

Well congratulations bitches. I’m kinda looking forward to see their wedding and I hope it’s got a Lord of the Rings theme to it. Bloom would go as Legolas ofcourse and Miranda…well she can go as the Ent in a wedding dress.

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Date Posted: February 11, 2010 - 2:00 am by: Paris
Categories: Heidi Montag

If you remember, Heidi Montag did a Playboy cover sometime last year. I won’t be surprised if you didn’t, because her Playboy stint was damn boring, she didn’t even let us see her tits. Anyway, now that the reality star has improved herself, with that I mean, she got bigger boobs, she recently announced her interest to pose for the magazine again. And this time, she’s willing to pose topless because of her new found (or bought) self-confidence. Sources say Heidi is already negotiating with the magazine for a “steamy, soapy, shower concept“. Well, I sure hope this pushes through, can’t wait to see Heidi’s DDD!

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Date Posted: June 21, 2009 - 7:00 am by: coffeeboy
Categories: Suelyn Medeiros

A little something to heat up your morning on this week’s edition of the Sunday Babe. I decided to give the supermodels in lingerie a break and go full-on sexy with Brazilian model and actress Suelyn Medeiros. She’s been in several films, including My Super Ex-Girlfriend and I Think I Love My Wife in small tiny minute parts and has been featured in music videos from R. Kelly, Chris Brown, and the Red Hot Chili Peppers among others. She ain’t afraid to bare some skin because she’s proud of her curves and her “lumps”. As well she should be. Millions of women pay to get her body so she does everything to flaunt them. So hope you enjoy this week’s SB, and to learn more about her, check out her personal site here.

See all the sexy swimsuit pics of Suelyn right here!

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