Date Posted: May 27, 2010 - 2:31 am by: Paris
Categories: Heidi Montag

Yesterday I posted about the Rosie Huntingon-Whiteley chick who is said to be replacing Megan Fox in the next Transformers 3 movie, and she was looking all kinds of scrumptious well someone else is wanting to snag that role and that someone is Heidi Montag. Now before you spit that coffee to ROFL, maybe you should see this:

I know you guys think Heidi Montag is a joke and she is but we’re talking about Michael Bay here, a man who’s known to eat a bowl of tits for breakfast—alphabetically from D to A. Besides, since the last Transformer movie was kind of like a joke to begin with, I’m thinking this one could be a flop. So until Optimus Prime grows a double D rack, not a lot of people would want to watch this. With that in mind, maybe casting Heidi Montag’s tits for the role isn’t such a bad idea after all.

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Date Posted: May 22, 2010 - 8:30 pm by: Paris
Categories: Megan Fox
…and the speculations just get better and better! You may recall the rumors that Megan Fox was fired from the next Transformers movie because Director Michael Bay has had enough of her bitchy drama queen attitude. Not too long after, Megan fired back telling interviews that it was all her idea not to be on Transformers 3. Well it’s technically Michael’s turn to try to ally-hoop for the win.
The Sun reports:
A source on the movie revealed yesterday: “Megan stormed out after a huge row with Michael Bay. He thinks she has lost too much weight and looks too frail. He wanted her to put on some weight and it all kicked off. The crew don’t think she looks well, let alone the wholesome, curvy star they cast in the first film. She’s going for this gaunt, pale image and it just looks unhealthy.”
Nah, she was fired because her mouth was too fat. Coming up, Megan Fox’s next statement in 3…2….1…
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Date Posted: May 4, 2010 - 2:30 am by: Paris
Categories: Megan Fox

Whatever happened to Megan Fox? I mean, she was the hottest thing on the planet one second, and then now, she looks like this? Here she was on the Transformers 3 set, looking like she’s gotten older by ten years or something.

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