Michael Bay can go kick his Hitler ass because the bombshell he kicked out of the next Transformers movie is backing up the saying ‘one director’s trash is another’s treasure’. I’m talking about Megan Fox. Reports say that the stunning fox has a lot of movie offers and could possibly work with Johnny Depp in the upcoming Pirates of the Carribean movie. Wha–nooooooooooo!
“Megan is mulling over a number of big movie offers including another sci fi franchise and a role in the next Pirates of the Caribbean,” reveals a source close to the actress. “She would play a mermaid who charms Captain Jack but she has a dark motive. “Megan has always loved Johnny and is desperate to work with him.”
Desperate enough to go fuck up one of my fave movies of all time! I wonder what kind of stint Michael Bay would do to overshadow all this. Like I said before, the only way he can counter this is to put tits on the robots.
Because unfortunately the quote “don’t bite the hand that feeds you” is for real this time, the person she bit is now biting her back in the ass! This person is Michael Bay, director of Transformers she openly shit on in interviews a few months back. Now, sources say Michael wants Megan Fox out of an upcoming Transformers 3 movie so he fired her from the role.
Deadline Hollywood reports:
No actor/actress can expect to go around dissing a director and expect to work together as if nothing happened. Much less the egotistical Bay. But in Fox, he had met his match. Why, as recently as this week Megan was quoted as dissing Bay yet again. In recent months she has shown off a more natural skin hue instead of her usual orange color — and blamed the Transformers helmer for her unhealthy tanning binge. “I had been tanning a lot so that Michael would be happy with my skin tone. Every spare moment of sun that was outside, I had to be in it,” the 24-year-old actress lamented in Allure magazine. “It’s not going to happen again because of the damage and the possible skin cancer.”
Verbal diarrhea finally took it’s toll. I remember the days when Megan Fox’s tits used to make the excuses for her. Oh well, maybe Michael Bay can go find another new celeb slut to go wash “his car” for him.
Stacy “Fergie” Ferguson of the Black Eyed Peas and her husband Transformers star Josh Duhamel renew their vows in Bacara Resort on the weekend of their wedding anniversary.
Josh was previously accused of infidelity as he was reported to be cheating on Fergie with a stripper. Obviously, this is how Fergie copes with their marital problems; she’d coerce her husband to renew their vows over and over again to keep Josh on a leash. And what do we know, she also might leak their honeymoon sextape to tell the other bitches to fuck off and suck it.