What’s up with these celebs trying to change their dirty haggard look to a clean image? Last weekend it was Mickey Rourke who said adios to his gutter-hobo weave, now it’s Kristen Stewart who kicked her dirty, smelly stoner teen look to the curb.
Seen here is Kristen Stewart donning a lighter shade of golden brown hair. I mean her face is still stoned and what not but somehow with this new hairstyle, she doesn’t look like she only got one facial expression.
We don’t really hear much of Kristen Stewart in interviews and what not unlike Lindsay Lohan who’s basically The Truman Show of Hollywood but now I know why. Because when Kristen Stewart opens her piehole, shit automatically comes out.
Twilight star Kristen Stewart hates being pursued by paparazzi so much that she has compared the experience to being “raped”. “It’s so… The photos are so.. I feel like I’m looking at someone being raped. A lot of the time I can’t handle it. I never expected that this would be my life,” said Stewart. “What you don’t see are the cameras shoved in my face and the bizarre intrusive questions being asked, or the people falling over themselves, screaming and taunting to get a reaction. All you see is an actor or a celebrity lit up but a flash,” she added.
Huh. Unless someone sticks his camera lens up your ass, that ain’t rape, you overreacting no-talent little brat. You want to know what the real rape here is? When I watched your gay-ass Twilight movie. Not only was my ass sore when the movie was over, I had to consult a therapist for that shit when I know I’m forever scarred.
Why this sly little traitor…
I’m kind of expecting a mass suicide from Robert Pattinson’s fanbase to happen any day now because the sparkly British actor has chopped down the magical forest hair that made every Twilight-loving young slut cream their panties over. Cue the fairies and centaurs in a stampede seeking shelter in Joaquin Phoenix’s hobo face pube.
Here are the pics of Robert Pattinson’s new haircut. Only this dude can look like the cleanest looking broad on earth when he’s in fact basking in dirt in these shots on the set of his new movie.
Teen actress and Twilight star Dakota Fanning was spotted getting a tour of Gallatin School of Individualized Study in NYU. Could Dakota be eyeing her future in this college? Well, we all shouldn’t be surprised if ever she does.
There had been talks about Twilight star Kristen Stewart replacing Angelina Jolie in the upcoming sequel of the 2008 action movie, Wanted, starring James McAvoy.
I just wonder how the creators of the flick would bring Angie’s character back to life, when, she shot herself in the head at the end of the movie. Well, they made the swerving bullet possible, sure they can make a dead character come back.
Here’s Twilight star, Kirsten Stewart, on the cover of Flaunt Magazine, with the same facial expression that she have always had ever since, like, forever.
From her supporting role in the Twilight saga movies, upcoming star Anna Kendrick landed on a big role in Up In The Air alongside George Clooney, and her performance in the film earned her a nomination in this year’s Oscars. And what would a girl do upon hearing this delightful news? Of course, she’ll party!
And party she did. Anna toasted her nomination last night in a restaurant in West Hollywood. The actress reportedly had drinks at the bar with three of her girlfriends. She was obviously psyched up that after a few attempts at being a movie star, her efforts finally have been duly recognized.
Twilight chick Ashley Greene bagged a Sports Illustrated gig by posing nude for a Sobe-sponsored photoshoot. But she’s not really nude, well not entirely, as she was wearing scales made up of body paint for the shoot. I honestly didn’t think the entire almost nude shoot is hot or whatever, but nothing would be lost if I post them so here are her pics. They’re not a bit hotter than Sports Illustrated favorite cover girl Bar Refaeli’s, but these will do.
Okay, so these two are friends, eh? Then let me cliche this out by saying, “Tell me who your friends are and I’ll tell you who you are.” Fits them to a T right? I’m sure they give good advice to each other, especially now they are of “the same league.” Here are candid shots of Vanessa Hudgens and Ashley Greene while shopping in Vancouver, unfortunately, fully clothed.
I bet these Twilight stars have no intention of hiding whatever they feel for each other as they were seen sitting very closely and looking very much like a couple last Saturday night at the Kings of Leon’s concert in Vancouver. Kristen Stewart and Robert Pattinson have already been rumored to be together for months now, but both parties deny the allegations. But why? I honestly think this is just a publicity stunt for their upcoming movies. What do you think?