It’s a slow boring day today and it just makes sense that I post an equally boring post. Miranda Kerr and Orlando MiranBloom has gotten married over the weekend to who the heck cares where and now the two is currently bumping privates on their honeymoon.
“David Jones very graciously released me during this period so we could celebrate an intimate ceremony and honeymoon together,” Kerr’s statement says. “I’m very much a part of the David Jones Family and I am very committed to my role. I am enormously grateful to David Jones to have been given this time to enjoy such a special moment in my life.”
Geeze…you’d find more life in an empty milk carton than that announcement. All I can say is fuck you Orlando Bloom! Now everytime I see Miranda Kerr lingerie pics I can’t help but think that you got your filthy elf paws all over her body. Lucky bastard…
Victoria’s Secret Angel Alessandra Ambrosio, and her cardboard twin sister was in Soho yesterday in New York City for the launch of Body by Victoria Collection. Well, this isn’t exactly news, but I was just a little disappointed the Brazilian supermodel was in jeans and shirt. Ah, hello, you’re selling lingerie!
Yesterday, we caught Victoria’s Secret model Alessandra Ambrosio behind the scenes of her bikini photoshoot. Apparently, another hot Victoria Secret Angel was with her in St. Barths, doing exactly the same thing–posing in hot swimsuits and enjoying the sun at the same time. Here are Miranda Kerr’s sexy bikini pics for your viewing pleasure.
So now I believe that Victoria’s Secret Angel Gisele Bundchen is really pregnant. I first refused to believe that she could ever be pregnant, or should she be. Well, it’s hard imagining her perfect body would be ruined, or that a baby could actually fit into her perfect, flat tummy. But she is. And she’s looking quite good as a pregnant chick. Tom Brady’s such a lucky guy.
Tom Brady confirmed that his wife, Victoria’s Secret Angel Gisele Bundchen, is indeed pregnant with their first child. The NFL star also shared that his wife is due on December, and joked that she must not give birth on a Sunday, especially that it’s the football season. Anyway, here’s supermodel Gisele walking around town somewhat concealing her growing baby bump with a sweater.
InStyle Magazine ran a piece on how to be sexy. And who better to teach their readers how than the woman who just oozes sex appeal: Rosie O’Donnel. Kidding! Actually, it’s Victoria’s Secret Angel Alessandra Ambrosio giving women tips that range from wearing dangling earrings to buying seductive sheets for your bed. It’s kinda unfair that Ally is doing this, though. I mean, wrap her up in a burlap sack, frizz her hair out, grow out her nose hair, and she’s still be one on the hottest women on the planet.
Perhaps the hottest stepmom around, Gisele Bundchen return to her old stomping ground as she does a shoot for an upcoming Victoria’s Secret ad. Man, would I love to be the make-up artist on this pictorial. Imagine applying liquid foundation on choice areas of that hot body. Mmmmm… expect to see the finished product of this shoot hit billboards and magazine ads pretty soon. Or check in here occasionally as I am sure to post those ads as soon as they become available.
Kewpie doll-faced Victoria’s Secret supermnodel Miranda Kerr joins the list of hot women like Alessandra Ambrosio and Ana Beatriz Barros who have lent their faces (and bodies) to hawk popular ready-to-wear clothing brand XOXO for their Spring/Summer ad campaign. She’ll be featured promonently in billboards, print ads, and web adverts for the entire time, adding to her already-impressive modeling gigs. So keep an eye out, ’cause you might be walking down the street and see a gigantic version of this hottie just looming over you in the next few months.
Victoria’s Secret supermodel Miranda Kerr is still dodging engagement rumors between her and Pirates of the Caribbean star Orlando Bloom despite the fact that the two have been together for sometime now and have already met each other’s parents. No one knows what is holding the couple up from walking down the aisle. Except maybe perhaps they haven’t decided in their pre-nup who should be the pretty one. Call me bias, but I think Miranda definitely deserves the title. I mean just look at these super hot lingerie pics. I’d like to see Orly pull that off. On second thought, I don’t.
If these are just test shot of an upcoming Victoria’s Secret ad campaign, I say use them as is. First, it features sexy VS supermodel Alessandra Ambrosio looking hot as usual, and second, these shots are already top notch. Then again, I don’t think Alessandra can take a bad picture. I wouldn’t wanna be the photographer who has to choose just one image to use. My mind would explode with the possibilities. Either way, whichever one they choose is gonna be hot.