Looks like America’s favorite midget bitch is making waves because of her nude scene in the upcoming I Love You, Beth Cooper. But Hayden Panettiere will always be a fugly boob to me. She needs to strip for her movies if she wants any chance of people seeing it. But then again, if I wanted to see a four-foot-nothing nude girl, I’d be a maternity nurse. Because I don’t think there’s any difference between a naked baby and Hayden nude. They’re both just as unsexy.
Looks like Shenae Grimes is headed for the gym to lose the half-a-pound she gained during the summer break as she gets ready to start filming for the new season of 90210 set to debut end of August. It’s very interesting to see someone like Shenae without make-up. Makes you think that these TV stars look like the rest of us. Strip mall pretty, as they say. Well, at least she looks her age, unlike AnnaLynne McCord who probably looks 40 without make-up.
Looks like AnnaLynne McCord is getting a head start on filming scenes for the upcoming new season of 90210. After all, The CW is known for starting their fall seasons earlier than most of the other networks. They start at around the last week of August as opposed to mid-September like the others. So that means shorter summer fun for AnnaLynne and co. Better that way since a lot of people are eagerly awaiting the next season of the successful soap re-boot and see if it continues to be a success or fall flat on its ass.
It seems like the Gossip Girl actress is unfazed by all this talk about the Leighton Meester sex tape since she’s still smiling and happy. Way to put on a brave face in the midst of impending smut. But knowing Meester, who’s a survivor in her own way, she’ll just brush off whatever controversy that will ensue when and if the tape is released. After all, these days everyone has a sex tape. Even my poodle has one. Used my camera and all. Bitch.
Looks like there’s a new bombshell in town, and her name is Amber Heard. She made waves after being cast opposite Johnny Depp in the upcoming Rum Diary, hence being invited to thhe premiere of Depp’s Public Enemies. I guess the two are working well together. She’s got a bunch of projects in the works, including the horror remake The Stepfather, the dramadey ExTerminators, and the Demi Moore/David Duchovny-starrer The Joneses. At the rate she’s going, she’ll soon be taking over where Megan Fox is now.
Is Hilary Duff training to be a gymnast or something? There’s just something odd about her body while looking at these candid bikini pics. She got tiny boobage, no curves, big arms and shoulders – she’s like a mini linebacker. Add to the fact that the collagen in her lips seems to be giving her a permanent “Ewww” expression doesn’t bode well for the young actress. And here I thought she was hot. Well, she kinda still is… a little…
Amanda Bynes is going back to high school in next year’s comedy Easy A. And just like the Amanda we have known and loved, she’s back in some pretty short skirts to show off those legs we adore so. The movie has a pretty impressive cast of hot young celebs and veteran actors from Twilight’s Cam Gigandet and House Bunny’s Emma Stone to Friends Lisa Kudrow and A Clockwork Orange’s Malcom McDowell. Kinda odd since the director’s last work was the critically-maligned and box-office bomb Fired Up!. Guess it must be good funny to attract a cast like this. Or maybe the director’s got some major dirt on all of them. As long as Amanda wears this skirt throughout the whole movie, it’ll be a blockbuster I guarantee it.
Apparently Mischa Barton designed a line of bags. And as all celebs who get into the fashion/accessories/perfume biz, they are the ones who model for them. Hence, here are some of those ads you will see in the next few weeks. Yawn. I’m more interested in what I’m hearing about Mischa refusing to promote her upcoming series A Beautiful Life. She’s been MIA at several press parties for the show which could mean one of two things: she’s confident that even without her presence the show will be a huge hit because it’s so good, or maybe the show is just really that much of a pile of steaming crap that she refuses to promote it. I’m starting to veer towards the latter.
There is talk on the horizon that the Gossip Girl spin-off tentatively titled Lily is not doing so well with the network executives over at The CW, so it looks like the Brittany Snow starrer may not get past its debut season, if it actually gets picked up at all. Sources say that it hasn’t captured the juicy cattiness of it’s predecessor and the pilot is being overhauled to death. Let’s hope that they sort this all out soon because I for one would like to see the ’80s represented the way it should be – decadent, opulent, wild, drug-filled, and campy as hell.
What is up with this crap? For the longest time Amanda Bynes was photographed in short skirts. Buying groceries, pumping gas, partying. And now in these pics, she’s practically covered from head to toe. Where’d those legs go? My theory is that she walked around in tiny tiny shorts and skirts as a bid to get work. But now that she’s doing a new comedy called Canned, she put the stems away. Smart. I wonder what she’s willing to show when she REALLY needs a job…